doug Posted January 31, 2009 Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 Thanks to markdyer72 over at TalkTalk ForumA rugby league fan is drinking in a Yorkshire bar, whenhe gets a call on his mobile phone. He hangs up, grinningfrom ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks foreverybody in the bar, announcing his wife has just givenbirth to a typical Yorkshire baby boy weighing 25 pounds.Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25pounds, but the rugby fan just shrugs and replies, 'That'sabout average in Yorkshire ... like I said, my boy's atypical Yorkshire baby boy. Gonna be a rugby league player.'Congratulations showered him from all around, amidmany exclamations of 'WOW!' One woman actuallyfainted due to sympathy pains.Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartendersays, 'Say, aren't you the father of that typical Yorkshirebaby that weighed 25 pounds at birth?Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be intwo weeks. So, how much does he weigh now?'The proud father answers, 'Twenty pounds.'The bartender is puzzled, concerned and a littlesuspicious. 'What happened? He already weighed 25pounds the day he was born!'The Yorkshireman takes a slow swig of his Samuel Smith's,wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartenderand proudly says,'Had him circumcised...' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted January 31, 2009 Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 I believe that the original version of this joke was set in Texas and someone has made it even funnier by re-writing it in a new geographical relocation.It got cut short at the end though............................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted January 31, 2009 Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 Like it. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ginger47 Posted January 31, 2009 Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 An Oirish Story….An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems....'Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot'.So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look.'Incredible'he says, 'there is a £20 note lodged up here.'Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a £10 pound note appears.'This is amazing!'exclaims the Doctor. ''What do you want me to do?''Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man! 'shrieks the patient.The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another and another and another, etc.....Finally the last note comes out and no more appear.'Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batter. Just out of interest, how moch was in dare den?'The Doctor counts the pile of cash and says '£1,990 exactly.''Ah, dat'd be roit,'' says the Irishman..'Ah knew Ah wasn't feeling two grand..' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irene Posted January 31, 2009 Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 :lol: That has got to deserve a big 'andsome-style' GROAN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted January 31, 2009 Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 I like that one. :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted February 1, 2009 Report Share Posted February 1, 2009 :lol: That has got to deserve a big 'andsome-style' GROAN!Here it is.GROAN! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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