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A man was driving down the road and ran out of petrol. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window.

The bee asked, 'What seems to be the problem?'

'I'm out of petrol,' the man replied.

The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his petrol tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.

'Try it now,' said one bee.

The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. 'Wow!' the man exclaimed, 'what did you put in my petrol tank'?

The bee answered,

Wait for it.wait for it...

You're just gonna love this..

BP

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A man ran out of petrol on a country road. In the distance he could see a filling station. He got the petrol can out of the boot, trudged to the garage and said to the attendant:

"Can o' BP"

"Dunno mate but a fish can fart - I've seen the bubbles."

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A man ran out of petrol on a country road. In the distance he could see a filling station. He got the petrol can out of the boot, trudged to the garage and said to the attendant:

"Can o' BP"

"Dunno mate but a fish can fart - I've seen the bubbles."

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