doug Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 Posted by baz134dog on Talktalk ForumLawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science.The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called pee-ons.Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 5 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.This characteristic of morons promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many pee-ons but twice as many morons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rong Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 Very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 Sounds like Browns bunch.:lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 What a wonderful discovery.It would seem that quirks and charm have not yet been identified but spin is there in abundance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rong Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 Sounds like Browns bunch.:lol: :lol:What's so good about the new Governmentium Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 Has no one discovered a way of neutralising Governmentium to make it none functional yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rong Posted July 10, 2010 Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 Define functional As in a positive way the are already none functional Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted July 10, 2010 Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 Governmentium seems to me to be something akin to a parasitic bacterium in some respects. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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