AlanHo Posted March 4, 2011 Report Share Posted March 4, 2011 Hmmmm? Yes = No. No = Yes.Maybe = No.We need = I want.I'm sorry = You'll be sorry.We need to talk = I need to complain.Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to.Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead.You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.You're so .. manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-pops- Posted March 4, 2011 Report Share Posted March 4, 2011 Toooooooo real! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted March 4, 2011 Report Share Posted March 4, 2011 Sounds spot on to me Alan. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted March 4, 2011 Report Share Posted March 4, 2011 Sounds spot on to me Alan. :lol:Me too.:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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