Belatucadrus Posted December 1, 2017 Report Share Posted December 1, 2017 I've heard of smartphones, watchphones, carphones even payphones but this ? Ain't new technology wonderful, I wonder what they'll come up with next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted December 1, 2017 Report Share Posted December 1, 2017 That's why it is pointing up at that angle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted December 1, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2017 I've come to the conclusion it's designed for politicians to communicate with each other, particularly Donald Trump as he talks bollocks all the time, presumably this enables him to spread the word even faster than Twitter. He also repeatedly tells the world he's A Merkin so it all fits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted December 2, 2017 Report Share Posted December 2, 2017 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted December 2, 2017 Report Share Posted December 2, 2017 Although I have never seen a Merkin I am led to believe that the final operation, when making one, is to dip it into molasses and leave it overnight. I think this would fit Trump perfectly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted December 2, 2017 Report Share Posted December 2, 2017 13 minutes ago, catgate said: Although I have never seen a Merkin I am led to believe that the final operation, when making one, is to dip it into molasses and leave it overnight. I think this would fit Trump perfectly He needs much worse than dipping into molasses. He is a dipstick and a tow rag. (Two well known Midlands expressions). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted December 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2017 A more appropriate treatment with molasses for the egregious DT would also involve lots of feathers, a railroad sleeper and a Fed Ex flight to Moscow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted December 2, 2017 Report Share Posted December 2, 2017 I'm slowly coming to the conclusion that people here don't like Donald Triumph. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted December 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2017 You think ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted December 3, 2017 Report Share Posted December 3, 2017 10 hours ago, AlanHo said: I'm slowly coming to the conclusion that people here don't like Donald Triumph. Trump and Corbyn are two sh** heads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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