AlanHo Posted June 1, 2018 Report Share Posted June 1, 2018 I went to Town yesterday to do a bit of shopping and there were the usual beggars and buskers dotted about. One of them attracted my attention – he was dressed in full Scots regalia and had an octopus tucked under his right arm. He was blowing into a tube stuck in the octupus’s rear end and kept crushing its body with his elbow causing the poor creature to wail in agony. Why are the Scots such a barbaric race? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted June 1, 2018 Report Share Posted June 1, 2018 We're no barbaric laddie, we're just deeferent! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted July 3, 2018 Report Share Posted July 3, 2018 Oh I see Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted July 3, 2018 Report Share Posted July 3, 2018 The Irish and even the Germans can produce wonderful music from the pipes, only the Scots felt the urge to redesign it so that it makes a noise like a cat being castrated and use them to frighten their enemies in war time. PS that may explain the presence in Solihull, it's a preemptive assault by the SNP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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