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Gandalph

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A small boy has a school home work question to answer, so he asks his father

" Hey Dad, what's the difference between 'theoretically' and 'realistically'?"

His Dad thinks for a while and then says "Right-o son......go and ask your mother
if she'd sleep with David Beckham for a million quid."

The boy trots off and comes back saying "Dad, dad, she said she would!
She would sleep with David Beckham for a million pounds."

"OK son," says his dad. "Now go and ask your sister the same question."
The boy toddles off, and comes back saying "Dad, dad, she said she would too!" 

So then his dad says "Right, son, now go and ask your elder brother if he'd sleep
with David Beckham for a million pounds."

The son comes back excitedly saying "Dad! Dad! He said he would too!"

"Well there you have it, son," said his dad.
Theoretically we could be sitting on three million quid.
Realistically we're living with two tarts and a poof." 

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:laughitup:  Good one :laughitup:

 

But -  realistically - who would be paying the money. I can't see Beckham forking out. Theoretically, there is a fundamental flaw in the structure of the joke.

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