Gandalph Posted October 22, 2018 Report Share Posted October 22, 2018 CARP studyCARP- Canadian Association of Retired PeopleQuestions and Answers fromCARP ForumQ: Where can single men over the age of 70 findyounger women who are interested in them?A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction.Q: What can a man do while his wife is goingthrough menopause?A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you canfinish the basement. When you're done, you will have a place to live.Q: How can you increase the heart rate of yourover-70-year-old husband?A: Tell him you're pregnant.Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of theelderly wrinkles?A: Take off your glasses.Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feetand all those wrinkles on my face?A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.Q: Why should 70-plus year old people use valetparking?A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.Q: Is it common for 70-plus-year-olds to haveproblems with short-term memory storage?A: Storing memory is not a problem. Retrieving itis the problem.Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.Q: Where should 70-plus year olds look for eyeglasses?A: On their foreheads.Q: What is the most common remark made by 70-plus-year-olds when they enter antique stores?A: "Gosh, I remember these!"SMILE,You've still got your sense of humour, haven't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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catgate Posted October 23, 2018 Report Share Posted October 23, 2018 "Truth will out" is what they used to say. What they say now that I have a hearing aid I can not tell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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