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CARP study
CARP- Canadian Association of Retired People

Questions and Answers from
CARP Forum

Q: Where can single men over the age of 70 find
younger women who are interested in them?

A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction.

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going
through menopause?

A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can
finish the basement. When you're done, you will have a place to live.

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your
over-70-year-old husband?

A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the
elderly wrinkles?

A: Take off your glasses.

Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet
and all those wrinkles on my face?

A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.

Q: Why should 70-plus year old people use valet
parking?

A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 70-plus-year-olds to have
problems with short-term memory storage?

A: Storing memory is not a problem. Retrieving it
is the problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?

A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where should 70-plus year olds look for eye
glasses?

A: On their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 70-plus-year-olds when they enter antique stores?

A: "Gosh, I remember these!"

SMILE,
You've still got your sense of humour, haven't you?

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"Truth will out" is what they used to say.        What they say now that I have a hearing aid I can not tell.

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