Guest Grim Reaper Posted November 19, 2003 Report Share Posted November 19, 2003 in preparation for saturdays game.....COME ON ENGLAND!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark2 Posted November 19, 2003 Report Share Posted November 19, 2003 No work for me this saturday morning, I'd need a sickie otherwise !! :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Grim Reaper Posted November 19, 2003 Report Share Posted November 19, 2003 stangely enough, i'm off too!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark2 Posted November 19, 2003 Report Share Posted November 19, 2003 but should things change and they say I should go in, got a choice of reasons not too.EXCUSES FOR A DAY OFF WORK * If it is all the same to you, I won't be coming in to work. The voices told me to clean all the guns today. * When I got up this morning, I took two Ex-Lax in addition to my Prozac. I can't get off the john, but I feel good about it. * I can't come in to work today because I'll be stalking my previous boss, who fired me for not showing up for work. OK? * The psychiatrist said it was an excellent session. He even gave me this jaw restraint so I won't bite things when I am startled. * I set half the clocks in my house ahead an hour and the other half back an hour Saturday, and spent 18 hours in some kind of space-time continuum loop, reliving Sunday (right up until the explosion). I was able to exit the loop only by reversing the polarity of the power source exactly e*log(pi) clocks in the house while simultaneously rapping my dog on the snout with a rolled up Times. Accordingly, I will be in late, or early. * I have a rare case of 48-hour projectile leprosy, but I know we have that deadline to meet... * I am stuck in the blood pressure machine down at Tesco's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted November 19, 2003 Report Share Posted November 19, 2003 me wanna see some aussie chicks! :blush: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moon Posted November 20, 2003 Report Share Posted November 20, 2003 Sorry. We won't be fielding any. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted November 20, 2003 Report Share Posted November 20, 2003 Sorry. We won't be fielding any. :DSo - let me see - who shall I root for??!! :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted November 20, 2003 Report Share Posted November 20, 2003 What is this WORK that everyone is talking about? I seem to have vague recollections of the word. I shall of course be watching and cheering England on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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