Guest Shirley_Crabtree Posted February 20, 2004 Report Share Posted February 20, 2004 I'm a Yorkshireman...5 foot 5 inch,tubby loner.Divorced,2 boys aged 8 and 12.Looking for a 20 year old chick who finds skint,old guys sexy......preferably blonde...although hair colour is irrelevant...Your're blonde.....right???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shirley_Crabtree Posted February 20, 2004 Report Share Posted February 20, 2004 I'm off to sleep now....but I'm very excited about what I'll have waiting here tomorrow.PS..Sorry you puffters...But I aint gay :(Shirl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted February 20, 2004 Report Share Posted February 20, 2004 What had you been drinking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nellie2 Posted February 20, 2004 Report Share Posted February 20, 2004 Oh well that puts me out of the frame............ too old!!!! :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moon Posted February 20, 2004 Report Share Posted February 20, 2004 I figure Shirl might just bend the specs a little, nell. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelle Posted February 20, 2004 Report Share Posted February 20, 2004 I've always been drawn to small, larger, bald men who drives Minis :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted February 20, 2004 Report Share Posted February 20, 2004 I've always been drawn to small, larger, bald men who drives Minis :DHow about medium sized, thinning on top men who drive Vectra's? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moon Posted February 20, 2004 Report Share Posted February 20, 2004 Can I stoop, exaggerate, shave and trade-in ? :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
don't ask Posted February 20, 2004 Report Share Posted February 20, 2004 I've already got a skint old, sexy guy I'm afraid - sorry Shirl - you are too late :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted February 20, 2004 Report Share Posted February 20, 2004 :wub: My name is Mandy and I come from Washington D.C.I'm a 22 year old graduate who is looking for a Yorkshireman who happens to be 5 foot 5 and a tubby.Ideally you will have children...I Really LOVE skint,old guys i think their DEAD sexy! I'm very blonde.I've included a picture... :wub: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ranger Posted February 20, 2004 Report Share Posted February 20, 2004 If age is negotiable I'll ask the wife, it's about time I had a new model :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drovers Dog Posted February 20, 2004 Report Share Posted February 20, 2004 :P Haven't heard from Artist yet, but you are definitaly Not my Type!!!Like em Female, age no worried, must smell nice, like kinky sex, and always give me a good rub after, Heck Mate, may as Advertise as well!!!! :censored: :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted February 20, 2004 Report Share Posted February 20, 2004 :P Haven't heard from Artist yet, but you are definitaly Not my Type!!!When you find her, Shirl, can I be a bridesmaid??? I never got the frilly dress for my weddin :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted February 20, 2004 Report Share Posted February 20, 2004 Like em Female, age no worried, must smell nice, like kinky sex, and always give me a good rub after, Heck Mate, may as Advertise as well!!!! :censored:Â :DWell - I AM female - don't smell ( :o ) - Kinky? - absolutely NOT!! ( :blush: )You've got a wife anyway............... :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drovers Dog Posted February 21, 2004 Report Share Posted February 21, 2004 Like em Female, age no worried, must smell nice, like kinky sex, and always give me a good rub after, Heck Mate, may as Advertise as well!!!! :censored:Â :DWell - I AM female - don't smell ( :o ) - Kinky? - absolutely NOT!! ( :blush: )You've got a wife anyway............... :( :P You forgot about the good rub!!!Only a Dog knows what smells nice!!! :censored: :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted February 21, 2004 Report Share Posted February 21, 2004 Only a Dog knows what smells nice!!!Are you saying that other dogs backsides smell NICE???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drovers Dog Posted February 21, 2004 Report Share Posted February 21, 2004 Only a Dog knows what smells nice!!!Are you saying that other dogs backsides smell NICE???? :P Smell nicer than some old Human Fart's bums!!! :censored: :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted February 21, 2004 Report Share Posted February 21, 2004 Only a Dog knows what smells nice!!!Are you saying that other dogs backsides smell NICE???? :P Smell nicer than some old Human Fart's bums!!! :censored: :D Are you saying that you have actual experience? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drovers Dog Posted February 21, 2004 Report Share Posted February 21, 2004 :P I am a Carpenter, been in the Building Game for years!!Work it out!! :censored: :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted February 21, 2004 Report Share Posted February 21, 2004 :P I am a Carpenter, been in the Building Game for years!!Work it out!! :censored:Â :DI've heard of 'builders bum', but I didn't know people went round sniffing them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shirley_Crabtree Posted February 21, 2004 Report Share Posted February 21, 2004 What had you been drinking?Far too much And some!! :blink:Geddit?Shirl. :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted February 22, 2004 Report Share Posted February 22, 2004 What had you been drinking?Far too much And some!! :blink:Geddit?Shirl. :P I geddit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drovers Dog Posted February 22, 2004 Report Share Posted February 22, 2004 :P I am a Carpenter, been in the Building Game for years!!Work it out!! :censored:Â :DI've heard of 'builders bum', but I didn't know people went round sniffing them. :P Mate, when you are laying Floor Boards, and someone comes up to give you a hand, or just to chat, you don't have much choice, just like a midget!!! Guess what is at head, and nose level?? :censored: :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted February 22, 2004 Report Share Posted February 22, 2004 :P I am a Carpenter, been in the Building Game for years!!Work it out!! :censored:Â :DI've heard of 'builders bum', but I didn't know people went round sniffing them. :P Mate, when you are laying Floor Boards, and someone comes up to give you a hand, or just to chat, you don't have much choice, just like a midget!!! Guess what is at head, and nose level?? :censored: :D Yuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drovers Dog Posted February 22, 2004 Report Share Posted February 22, 2004 :P You very rapidly learn who to find a Job for somewhere else!!! :censored: :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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