Guest Drovers Dog Posted March 20, 2004 Report Share Posted March 20, 2004 :P They certainly can't understand the affection Aussies have for Ostriches, either!!Bit like the Kiwi, eh? :censored: :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moon Posted March 20, 2004 Report Share Posted March 20, 2004 Oi, D-Dog, there's no Poms left in this thread. I was going to ask if their beer was made with plain or self-raising. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drovers Dog Posted March 20, 2004 Report Share Posted March 20, 2004 :P I think everybody is in Shock!!!Two Cats came on line, one of them an Aussie, and then a Goddammn Tank came in too!!! :censored: :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted March 20, 2004 Report Share Posted March 20, 2004 :D The Poms don't know what the nectar's all about, D-Dog. Lesson one;Eve kissed Adam XLesson two;Adam kissed Eve back XXLesson three;Eve's sister kissed Adam XXXLesson four;Adam went down the pub with two sheilas XXXX :DIn his Dreams!! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gigg Posted March 20, 2004 Report Share Posted March 20, 2004 DD i am confused do the aussies do the same thing with Ostriches as the welsh do with sheep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tankus Posted March 20, 2004 Report Share Posted March 20, 2004 Its kanga 's that the aussie's fav sport ...mate...!Why do you think that old Rolf came out with that Aussie theme tune ..." tie me kangaroo down sport , tie me kangaroo down...."Maybe their experimenting .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moon Posted March 20, 2004 Report Share Posted March 20, 2004 Hmmmm.....Roo-Rogerers does have a bit of a ring to it :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ranger Posted March 21, 2004 Report Share Posted March 21, 2004 reminds me of the joke:A guy is booked into a hotel for a week in a small town in the Australian outback,when he is getting close to the town he sees a guy having sex with a Kangaroo,a little further on he sees another guy having anal sex with a kangaroo as well,he finally arrives at the hotel and as he is going into the hotel he notices at the entrance a guy with a wooden leg masturbating, by now totally disgusted he marches up to the hotel check in desk and says to the duty manager, what the hell is going on in this town, first of all i'm driving into town and some guys are having sex with kangaroos and then to top it all, theres a guy masturbating at the hotel entrance, to which the manager replies "aw give him a break sport, have you ever tried to catch a kangaroo when you have a wooden leg"Mods, if you think this is a bit close to the bone, I wont be offended if it's removed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted March 21, 2004 Report Share Posted March 21, 2004 :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drovers Dog Posted March 21, 2004 Report Share Posted March 21, 2004 DD i am confused do the aussies do the same thing with Ostriches as the welsh do with sheep:P Well, let's put it this way, when they have their heads in the sand, they cant see what we are up to!!Bit like when you breathe on a Blonde's Glasses!!! :censored: :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gigg Posted March 21, 2004 Report Share Posted March 21, 2004 Ohhh DD now you ae pushing it , not only am i blonde but when i dont have my contacts in I wear glasses !!!!Meow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty Posted March 21, 2004 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2004 thank you everyone who defended me against andys vicious (at the least) aattacks about me being hem'too young to drink'hem. Thank you all :thumbup: :cheers2: :D :P :D :P :D :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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