Paul Posted February 25, 2003 Report Share Posted February 25, 2003 I decided to strip down my puter today and remove the inch thick layer of dust that had settled inside, I had got to the stage of having a completely empty case and a desk full of bits, I decided to have a lunch break so off I go and have some grub, I'm sat eating my dinner when I hear a series of crashes and bangs I wander to my puter desk to find cat in window and rom drives scattered on the floor :o :huh: :angry: Needless to say I was a bit niffed and the cat got removed from the room at some speed via the door (don't worry - he landed on his feet ;) ) Its all ok now as I have made up with Smudge and my drives seem to work perfectly. Heres the offending creature, look at those evil eyes :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Posted February 25, 2003 Report Share Posted February 25, 2003 Off with his head! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Posted February 25, 2003 Report Share Posted February 25, 2003 Needless to say, your cat does have a nice coat of fur, maybe you could skin him and make a fur coat?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Posted February 25, 2003 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2003 fur coat?!Maybe a bobble hat or some gloves :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Posted February 25, 2003 Report Share Posted February 25, 2003 You could fatten him up!Is that cat a he or she? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Posted February 25, 2003 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2003 He`s a He ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarthy © ® ™ Posted February 25, 2003 Report Share Posted February 25, 2003 Bless... :D Jasc Paintshop Pro 7 has a good "red-eye removal tool".Here's one of ours...William (Billy). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark2 Posted February 25, 2003 Report Share Posted February 25, 2003 fur coat ? How about sound insulation ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Clint Posted February 28, 2003 Report Share Posted February 28, 2003 For all you cat-lovers.INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL1) Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth pop pill into mouth. allow cat to close mouth and swallow. 2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process. 3) Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. 4) Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right fore-finger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten. 5) Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call friend. 6) Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get friend to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down remove ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously. 7) Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered Doulton figures from hearth and set to one side for gluing later. 8) Wrap cat in large towel and get friend to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw. 9) Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink glass of water to take taste away. Apply band-aid to friend's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap. 10) Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed. Get another pill. Place cat in cupboard and close door onto neck to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band. 11) Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus shot. Throw Tee-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom. 12) Ring fire brigade to retrieve cat from tree across the road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil-wrap. 13) Tie cats front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table, find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed, hold cat's mouth open with small spanner. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of fillet of steak. Hold head vertically and pour pint of water down throat to wash pill down. 14) Get friend to drive you to the emergency room, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table. 15) Arrange for RSPCA to collect cat. Ring local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Posted February 28, 2003 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2003 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted February 28, 2003 Report Share Posted February 28, 2003 Not far short of what used to happen with our Yorkie!! She may have been small but she could make a rotweiller cower! :D :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Damo Posted March 1, 2003 Report Share Posted March 1, 2003 LOL...Nice one clint! :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ordep Posted March 1, 2003 Report Share Posted March 1, 2003 You can enter the evil little blighter's here,http://www.ratemykitten.com/Ahhhhh, but there oh so cute :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent Smith Posted March 1, 2003 Report Share Posted March 1, 2003 *beep*!!! I misread the above link :angry: I thought it said RAT my kitten.I was really looking forward to seeing some cats get there comeuppance :lol: :lol: Mr. M. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted March 2, 2003 Report Share Posted March 2, 2003 The only thing that cats are useful for is making foot muffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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