Tony Posted August 3, 2004 Report Share Posted August 3, 2004 INSTRUCTIONS.Anaesthetize your wife or girlfriend, put her in a large carton,(don'tforget some ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at thetop of your list. Soon, your name will be at the top of the list, andyou will receive 823,542 women through the post.Statistically, among those women, will be at least:0.5 Miss Worlds2.5 Models463 Wild nymphos3,234 Good-looking nymphos20,198 Who enjoy multiple orgasms40,198 Bi-sexual women.In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less inhibited,and tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off. And, best ofall,your original package is guaranteed not to be one of those that comeback to you.DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER.One bloke for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead of 9 of hisfriends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing gown hesent her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the accusatorialexpression on her face. On the same day, the international supermodelhe'd been living with since he sent off his old girlfriend moved out tolive with his best friend (to whom he had not sent the chain letter)While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 6th place above mehas already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering fromexhaustion.Outside his ward are 452 more packages.YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL. This is a unique opportunity to achieve atotally satisfying sex life. No expensive meals out, no lengthyconversations about trivialities (that only interest women). Noobligations,no grumpy mother-in-law, and no unpleasant surprises likemarriage or engagement. Do not hesitate........send this letter today to9 of your best friends.PS. - Even when you have no girlfriend, you can send your vacuumcleaner;one of the other women that arrives will know how to use it.PPS. - This letter can also be copied to women you know so that they canprepare themselves for the great adventure that they may soon undertake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow Man Posted August 3, 2004 Report Share Posted August 3, 2004 Oh no, your gonna get it for this!! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nellie2 Posted August 3, 2004 Report Share Posted August 3, 2004 As long as I get posted to Keanu.... who cares!! :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow Man Posted August 3, 2004 Report Share Posted August 3, 2004 As long as I get posted to Keanu.... who cares!! :PHe's a moron! No offence, but... WAYNE'S WORLD, PARTY TIME, EXCELLENT!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djohn Posted August 3, 2004 Report Share Posted August 3, 2004 I am typing this reply from my hospital ward with 452 more packages outsi...... :scared: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bvw Posted August 3, 2004 Report Share Posted August 3, 2004 :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted August 3, 2004 Report Share Posted August 3, 2004 :DLaugh like that and you'll be joining Djohn!!!! :angry: B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bvw Posted August 3, 2004 Report Share Posted August 3, 2004 ....and I was hoping to get you :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted August 4, 2004 Report Share Posted August 4, 2004 As long as I get posted to Keanu.... who cares!! :PSeriously, who the hell is this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted August 4, 2004 Report Share Posted August 4, 2004 Wonderful :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow Man Posted August 4, 2004 Report Share Posted August 4, 2004 As long as I get posted to Keanu.... who cares!! :PSeriously, who the hell is this? Keanu Reves, I think. The Matrix... Neo.... You know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted August 4, 2004 Report Share Posted August 4, 2004 As long as I get posted to Keanu.... who cares!!  :PSeriously, who the hell is this? Keanu Reves, I think. The Matrix... Neo.... You know. NO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow Man Posted August 4, 2004 Report Share Posted August 4, 2004 As long as I get posted to Keanu.... who cares!!  :PSeriously, who the hell is this? Keanu Reves, I think. The Matrix... Neo.... You know. NO! THE MATRIX! Don't tell me you don't know what the matrix is. The Matrix has you andsome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
expertec Posted August 4, 2004 Report Share Posted August 4, 2004 You should watch it andsome, I think you'd like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow Man Posted August 4, 2004 Report Share Posted August 4, 2004 You should watch it andsome, I think you'd like it.All 3!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
expertec Posted August 4, 2004 Report Share Posted August 4, 2004 I've only seen the first one, don't know about the other two...see? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow Man Posted August 4, 2004 Report Share Posted August 4, 2004 the second one is the best action. third is a lot of story, but you understand everything.I recomend all three. although I still think the first is the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nellie2 Posted August 4, 2004 Report Share Posted August 4, 2004 :drool: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted August 4, 2004 Report Share Posted August 4, 2004 You should watch it andsome, I think you'd like it.All 3!!!! Watched the first one, it was rather boring Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted August 4, 2004 Report Share Posted August 4, 2004 :drool:I remember that face, yet another poser wearing sun glasses when the sun isn't shining. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow Man Posted August 4, 2004 Report Share Posted August 4, 2004 As long as I get posted to Keanu.... who cares!! :PHe's a moron! No offence, but... WAYNE'S WORLD, PARTY TIME, EXCELLENT!! I take this post back.. That's Mike Meyers not Keanu.. DUH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madboy33 Posted August 4, 2004 Report Share Posted August 4, 2004 As long as I get posted to Keanu.... who cares!!Where in the world is Keanu Nellie?JUST KIDDING..........lol :D :D :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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