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Sorry to let the side down chaps. I was well trained [Tortured/Deprived/blackmailed]  :( in the early years of our marriage I now do things before my wife even thinks of them!  :blink:

You have lost the plot :( in

the words of the immortal Fraser from dads army "Your doomed doomed" :sadwalk:

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Good job we women aren't like that.............think about -

The mountain of ironing

All those dirty dishes

the filthy house

...and windows!

the pit out back, formerly known as a garden

Then there's the meals that I 'will get round to'

I can go on - and on - and on and................

:rolleyes:

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Ive already said this on another topic. So listen very carefully, I will this only once, (with apologies to 'allo, allo'), 'never do today what you can put off until tomorrow, then hopefully you will have forgotten about it'.

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Ive already said this on another topic.  So listen very carefully, I will this only once,  (with apologies to 'allo, allo'), 'never do today what you can put off until tomorrow, then hopefully you will have forgotten about it'.

Soooooooo like a man!!! :P

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One day a man comes home from work to find total mayhem at home. The kids were outside still in their pyjamas playing in the mud and muck. There were empty food boxes and wrappers all around.

As he proceeded into the house, he found an even bigger mess. Dishes on the counter, dog food spilled on the floor, a broken glass under the table, and a small pile of sand by the back door.

The family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing, and a lamp had been knocked over.

He headed up the stairs, stepping over toys, to look for his wife. He was becoming worried that she may be ill, or that something had happened to her.

He found her in the bedroom, still in bed with her pyjamas on, reading a book. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went.

He looked at her bewildered and asked "what happened here today?"

She again smiled and answered, "You know everyday when you come home from work you tell me what a hard day you’ve had and in a sarcastic tone ask me what I did today?"

"Yes, was his reply."

She answered, "Well, today I didn't get round tuit!"

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One day a man comes home from work to find total mayhem at home. The kids were outside still in their pyjamas playing in the mud and muck. There were empty food boxes and wrappers all around.

As he proceeded into the house, he found an even bigger mess. Dishes on the counter, dog food spilled on the floor, a broken glass under the table, and a small pile of sand by the back door.

The family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing, and a lamp had been knocked over.

He headed up the stairs, stepping over toys, to look for his wife. He was becoming worried that she may be ill, or that something had happened to her.

He found her in the bedroom, still in bed with her pyjamas on, reading a book. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went.

He looked at her bewildered and asked "what happened here today?"

She again smiled and answered, "You know everyday when you come home from work you tell me what a hard day you’ve had and in a sarcastic tone ask me what I did today?"

"Yes, was his reply."

She answered, "Well, today I didn't get round tuit!"

This is not a problem

Roll with the curves and telephone her next day a say his mum is comming over to-night

When mum arrives the house will be spotless and the roundtuit jobs will be completely ignored

:D

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