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Its ok, cos she`s not a perv, she only married a male dophin called Cindy :biggrin: :biggrin:

Tendler, a 41-year-old British citizen, apparently became the world's first person to "marry" a dolphin.

What wories me is that we may find we have to pay yet more tax for family allowance for a school of mermaids and half bred tuna.

So do you think they would get a Marriage Licence. blink.gif

No, I think they utilised a fishing licence.

I have a feeling that she tried to skate round the licence issue on porpoise. Her sole reason for the wedding seems to so she could have a whale of a good time. Her mother thought she was just codding when she first suggested it, but she kept carping on about it until her mother cried,"Get out of my ruddy house you little shrimp, sling your hook, and don't come floundering back."

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Its ok, cos she`s not a perv, she only married a male dophin called Cindy :biggrin: :biggrin:

Tendler, a 41-year-old British citizen, apparently became the world's first person to "marry" a dolphin.

What wories me is that we may find we have to pay yet more tax for family allowance for a school of mermaids and half bred tuna.

So do you think they would get a Marriage Licence. blink.gif

No, I think they utilised a fishing licence.

I have a feeling that she tried to skate round the licence issue on porpoise. Her sole reason for the wedding seems to so she could have a whale of a good time. Her mother thought she was just codding when she first suggested it, but she kept carping on about it until her mother cried,"Get out of my ruddy house you little shrimp, sling your hook, and don't come floundering back."

:laugh: :laugh: I wondered how long it woult take to get a good reason.

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Does the dolphin understand the marriage vows, especially the bit about "forsake all others"?

Will this marriage be consumated? If so, there are certain legal aspects which must be considered - I can't imagine that is legal anywhere civilised.

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No, I think they utilised a fishing licence.

I have a feeling that she tried to skate round the licence issue on porpoise. Her sole reason for the wedding seems to so she could have a whale of a good time. Her mother thought she was just codding when she first suggested it, but she kept carping on about it until her mother cried,"Get out of my ruddy house you little shrimp, sling your hook, and don't come floundering back."

Good one.

Thos. :lol:

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