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Just go back from my daily exercise walk.

Whilst I was out I noticed water hissing from the road surface so I quite reasonably thought it was a leaking pipe. There was quite a large puddle created so, in the times of shortages, I considered I would be a good citizen and report it.

Now, I live on the borders of Surrey, Sussex and Hampshire and although I live in Sussex, the leak was in Surrey which is served by Thames Water (mine is Southern Water).

I dialled the 0845 number for Thames water leak reporting. This is not quite verbatim as I was so astonished I forgot the minor detail but the conversation went something like:

"Good morning, Thames Water."

"Hello. I want to report a leak."

"Can I have your account number please?"

""I'm reporting a leak not paying a bill."

"We can't accept leak reports without an account number or an address."

"OK my address is (I told her my address)."

"Thames Water doesn't serve that address, you need Southern Water."

But the leak is on the road in an area served by Thames Water."

"We can only accept leak reports from the area concerned."

Needless to say, water continues to spew out of the road. This is the attitude shown by a company who have just been fined/made to pay £117,000,000 to improve poor service. It hasn't improved. :(

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Were you really surprised pops? Isn't this just another symptom of what is wrong in this country? The person on the phone is now off the hook and happily going about their true job of swilling down their tea or coffee.

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Well, bit of an anti-climax. Someones call was noticed as it has now been repaired.

So, I won't be appearing on the news after all!

We were all hoping to see you on the six-o-clock news.

Hmmm, bit dodgy andsome. He may be better looking than the two of us. :huh:

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Well, bit of an anti-climax. Someones call was noticed as it has now been repaired.

So, I won't be appearing on the news after all!

We were all hoping to see you on the six-o-clock news.

Hmmm, bit dodgy andsome. He may be better looking than the two of us. :huh:

There is absolutely NO chance on earth of that being remotely possible. I am definitely the best looker with you a close second.

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Well, bit of an anti-climax. Someones call was noticed as it has now been repaired.

So, I won't be appearing on the news after all!

We were all hoping to see you on the six-o-clock news.

Hmmm, bit dodgy andsome. He may be better looking than the two of us. :huh:

There is absolutely NO chance on earth of that being remotely possible. I am definitely the best looker with you a close second.

I don't know about the leak problem....but you two are definitely taking the piss!! :lol:

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