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The simple answer to all mobile phone worries is to sterilise them, each evening, by placing them in a bowl and covering them with a 10 percent solution of carbolic acid. Then micro wave them, in the bowl, for 40 minutes on full power.

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Alternatively if you have no carbolic acid, simply immerse your phone in boiling water for ten minutes. Then wash your ears carefully with Detol and gargle with TCP ( not the other way around ).

Should these moves cause problems with the phone, my I suggest the radical move of conversing with your desired subject face to face.

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I gave up on ALL National newspapers several years ago.

So did I - and I would never think about anything from the Daily Mail stable. It's just that I heard about this on the newspaper review on the Today programme and thought that it was typical of the useless trash that that rag would publish.

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I had a call from the Daily Mail sales desk the other day, asking if I would accept a batch of free and reduced price coupons to try the paper for three months or so. I'm afraid I told them I wouldn't touch it with a barge-pole.

Thos.

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