AlanHo Posted January 7, 2008 Report Share Posted January 7, 2008 Always keep tubes of Haemorrhoid Ointment and Deep Heat Linament Rub well separated in your bathroom cabinet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tankus Posted January 7, 2008 Report Share Posted January 7, 2008 and tooth paste Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-pops- Posted January 7, 2008 Report Share Posted January 7, 2008 I recall my father mistaking a tube of Cremalgin (similar to Deep Heat) for toothpaste. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted January 7, 2008 Report Share Posted January 7, 2008 Always keep tubes of Haemorrhoid Ointment and Deep Heat Linament Rub well separated in your bathroom cabinet.OUCH. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted January 7, 2008 Report Share Posted January 7, 2008 You have just reminded me of a very painful experience from my rugby days. I had acquired a very nasty knock on my knee, and by the time I got home it was starting to stiffen up. So I went into my bedroom, undressed ready to change to go out for the evening, and sat on the edge of my bed with a bottle of Sloan's Liniment. I took off the top and poured a goodly libation into my hand so that I could apply it to my knee. A more than necessary portion of this trickled between my fingers and deposited itself on my wedding tackle.!!!!!!!My eyes still water. It was just like being stung by an angry bunch of wasps. Copious washing only reduced it slightly and it took hours before it felt comfortable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watchful Posted January 7, 2008 Report Share Posted January 7, 2008 I once used hairspray instead of underarm deodorant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irene Posted January 7, 2008 Report Share Posted January 7, 2008 I once used hairspray instead of underarm deodorant. :0 I'll bet that made your underarm hair stand on end!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watchful Posted January 7, 2008 Report Share Posted January 7, 2008 I once used hairspray instead of underarm deodorant. :0 I'll bet that made your underarm hair stand on end!!No Irene.....my underarms are bald :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irene Posted January 7, 2008 Report Share Posted January 7, 2008 I once used hairspray instead of underarm deodorant. I'll bet that made your underarm hair stand on end!!No Irene.....my underarms are bald :DIn that case, I hope you hadn't just shaved!! :0 Having said that. I'm not sure if hairspray would contain irritants.I used to use a spray underarm deodorant many years ago, then suddenly my skin began to react horribly to it. Goodness knows what changed, it or me, but it was hideously painful and caused serious irritation on the area where I had sprayed. No doubt the chemically trained members of WF would have an explanation. :D Needless to say, I have used an alternative ever since. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watchful Posted January 7, 2008 Report Share Posted January 7, 2008 I only use the roll-on type now.I have sensitive skin and even hair-spray (which I have to use) makes my scalp itchy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irene Posted January 7, 2008 Report Share Posted January 7, 2008 I only use the roll-on type now.I have sensitive skin and even hair-spray (which I have to use) makes my scalp itchy I was just thinking........we are giving away our intimate secrets to the world!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watchful Posted January 7, 2008 Report Share Posted January 7, 2008 That's true :0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted January 7, 2008 Report Share Posted January 7, 2008 I went into the chemist's one day and asked for some antiperspirant. The young lady behind the counter asked if I wanted a ball applicator. I told her I didn't because I only wanted it for under my arms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watchful Posted January 7, 2008 Report Share Posted January 7, 2008 Trust you! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted January 7, 2008 Report Share Posted January 7, 2008 There are some odd young ladies about these days.I went into the newsagent's and said to the girl behind the counter, "Do you keep stationary?"She smiled and said , "No, I wriggle, quite a bit." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irene Posted January 7, 2008 Report Share Posted January 7, 2008 Sensible girl! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watchful Posted January 7, 2008 Report Share Posted January 7, 2008 She was obviously a good speller Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted January 7, 2008 Report Share Posted January 7, 2008 So was the dog with the wooden richard. He has all the bitches spellbound. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irene Posted January 7, 2008 Report Share Posted January 7, 2008 She was obviously a good spellerIt's good to have a little bit of latitude, if you know what I mean. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted January 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2008 So was the dog with the wooden richard. He has all the bitches spellbound.He presumably started a splinter group Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted January 7, 2008 Report Share Posted January 7, 2008 He presumably started a splinter groupYes, in his more excited moments he branched out quite a bit. But sometimes he was stumped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted January 8, 2008 Report Share Posted January 8, 2008 I once used hairspray instead of underarm deodorant. I'll bet that made your underarm hair stand on end!!No Irene.....my underarms are bald :D In that case, I hope you hadn't just shaved!! :0 Having said that. I'm not sure if hairspray would contain irritants.I used to use a spray underarm deodorant many years ago, then suddenly my skin began to react horribly to it. Goodness knows what changed, it or me, but it was hideously painful and caused serious irritation on the area where I had sprayed. No doubt the chemically trained members of WF would have an explanation. :D Needless to say, I have used an alternative ever since. I only use the roll-on type now.I have sensitive skin and even hair-spray (which I have to use) makes my scalp itchy The problem with under arm products is the anti perspirant. It is usually this that causes the irritation. The answer is to use only a plain deodorant product that does not contain an anti perspirant. We have done so for several years now, with no more problems. Bad smell is caused by bacteria over a period of time. Washing at least once per day and using a plain deodorant should be sufficient. Fresh perspiration does not smell offensive, and only perspiration from the day before will cause offence. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watchful Posted January 8, 2008 Report Share Posted January 8, 2008 I didn't realise you were such a mine of information andsome! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted January 8, 2008 Report Share Posted January 8, 2008 Fresh perspiration does not smell offensive, and only perspiration from the day before will cause offence.The simple solution, therefore, is do not sweat the day before. That way you could save ££££s, and be the most popular person on the street. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted January 8, 2008 Report Share Posted January 8, 2008 I didn't realise you were such a mine of information andsome! :DWe use BIONSEN, which contains Japanese Spa minerals. It is just a deodorant, and contains no aluminium or alcohol, which are the main causes of irritation. It is usually stocked by Sainsbury and Tesco. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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