AlanHo Posted January 19, 2008 Report Share Posted January 19, 2008 Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional illogical liberal minority which is rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous liberal press holding forth the proposition it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted January 19, 2008 Report Share Posted January 19, 2008 Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional illogical liberal minority which is rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous liberal press holding forth the proposition it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean endThat's a shitty way of putting it Alan. :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watchful Posted January 19, 2008 Report Share Posted January 19, 2008 Wonderful definition! Perfect descraption :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irene Posted January 19, 2008 Report Share Posted January 19, 2008 Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional illogical liberal minority which is rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous liberal press holding forth the proposition it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean endWhich end is the clean end? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted January 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2008 Which end is the clean end? I'm not sure - I never finished my degree in turdology. Just got to the part where they explained why they are tapered at one end - apparently it's nature's way of preventing the cheeks of your backside crashing back together.EditFor those attracted to studying Turdology , you should be aware that :-BSc = Bull shitMSc = More shitPhD = Piled higher and deeper. Second EditI recall that some time ago if you tried to post a naughty word like sh*t - the forum would automatically edit it - and insert asterisks in appropriate places. Has this feature been abandoned because the powers-that-be feel we are adult enough to suffer a bit of muckery (see Artist's recent mild smut posts ...wow) or has the stock of asterisks been depleted. Just curious.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted January 19, 2008 Report Share Posted January 19, 2008 Splendid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted January 20, 2008 Report Share Posted January 20, 2008 Which end is the clean end? I'm not sure - I never finished my degree in turdology. Just got to the part where they explained why they are tapered at one end - apparently it's nature's way of preventing the cheeks of your backside crashing back together.EditFor those attracted to studying Turdology , you should be aware that :-BSc = Bull shitMSc = More shitPhD = Piled higher and deeper. Second EditI recall that some time ago if you tried to post a naughty word like sh*t - the forum would automatically edit it - and insert asterisks in appropriate places. Has this feature been abandoned because the powers-that-be feel we are adult enough to suffer a bit of muckery (see Artist's recent mild smut posts ...wow) or has the stock of asterisks been depleted. Just curious.... There is a chronic shortage. The government have used them all up. They are expecting a fresh delivery from China in a few weeks time. The tooling for their manufacture was shipped out several weeks ago. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted January 20, 2008 Report Share Posted January 20, 2008 I recall that some time ago if you tried to post a naughty word like sh*t - the forum would automatically edit it - and insert asterisks in appropriate places. Has this feature been abandoned because the powers-that-be feel we are adult enough to suffer a bit of muckery (see Artist's recent mild smut posts ...wow) or has the stock of asterisks been depleted. Just curious.... I thought it was due to the majority of school leavers these day not knowing what an asterisk is, and not being able to spell it, read it, or understand it. I understood, that as a result, the Politically Correct movement recalled all the asterisks and issued smilies in their place.In addition, the screamingly funny use of four letter Anglo-Saxon words, on every comedy programme on TV, will soon eliminate an enormous amount of now redundant and tired words. .It has been estimated that, long before we all get swept away in the ever rising sea of boiling water, language will have returned to "Ugg!" (probably with an American or Chinese accent). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted January 20, 2008 Report Share Posted January 20, 2008 I recall that some time ago if you tried to post a naughty word like sh*t - the forum would automatically edit it - and insert asterisks in appropriate places. Has this feature been abandoned because the powers-that-be feel we are adult enough to suffer a bit of muckery (see Artist's recent mild smut posts ...wow) or has the stock of asterisks been depleted. Just curious.... I thought it was due to the majority of school leavers these day not knowing what an asterisk is, and not being able to spell it, read it, or understand it. I understood, that as a result, the Politically Correct movement recalled all the asterisks and issued smilies in their place.In addition, the screamingly funny use of four letter Anglo-Saxon words, on every comedy programme on TV, will soon eliminate an enormous amount of now redundant and tired words. .It has been estimated that, long before we all get swept away in the ever rising sea of boiling water, language will have returned to "Ugg!" (probably with an American or Chinese accent).Or even UGH, with a Klingon accent. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted January 20, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2008 I am fast losing the will to live.....****,,***....**** ugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted January 20, 2008 Report Share Posted January 20, 2008 Interesting statement catgate! but can we be absolutely certain that the Anglo-Saxon used such words as we hear on the streets and the media these day's. I honestly have never seen anything chronicled that remotely looks or is spelled to say that it did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted January 20, 2008 Report Share Posted January 20, 2008 Well Canute is near enough for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watchful Posted January 20, 2008 Report Share Posted January 20, 2008 :lol: :lol: :lol: ! ***** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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