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Thought for today - 26 April


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They reckon humans evolved from apes. Considering the huge number of people now on earth - how come there are any apes left?

I put it down to the fact that the apes have seen what humans are like and have decided not to carry on evolving.

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They reckon humans evolved from apes. Considering the huge number of people now on earth - how come there are any apes left?

I put it down to the fact that the apes have seen what humans are like and have decided not to carry on evolving.

What will Parliament do once the present Orang Utans (Pongo pygmaeus) decide to retire. Where will we find our next Members of Parliament.

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They reckon humans evolved from apes. Considering the huge number of people now on earth - how come there are any apes left?

I put it down to the fact that the apes have seen what humans are like and have decided not to carry on evolving.

What will Parliament do once the present Orang Utans (Pongo pygmaeus) decide to retire. Where will we find our next Members of Parliament.

That same thing worried me, but management is very good with knitting needles, and she has offered to knit a set, if we break open the wool sack in the House of Lords. I told her that I thought wool would be too good for the job, so she said she would use some synthetic thread, I suppose synthetic is perfect really.

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They reckon humans evolved from apes. Considering the huge number of people now on earth - how come there are any apes left?

I put it down to the fact that the apes have seen what humans are like and have decided not to carry on evolving.

What will Parliament do once the present Orang Utans (Pongo pygmaeus) decide to retire. Where will we find our next Members of Parliament.

That same thing worried me, but management is very good with knitting needles, and she has offered to knit a set, if we break open the wool sack in the House of Lords. I told her that I thought wool would be too good for the job, so she said she would use some synthetic thread, I suppose synthetic is perfect really.

Please ask management if she has any pathetic thread instead, that way we could keep Parliament the same as it is now. :D

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