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THE SIX TRUTHS OF LIFE

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading the first 'truth', will try it.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You are smiling now because you're an idiot.

5. You will soon copy and forward this to another idiot.

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.

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THE SIX TRUTHS OF LIFE

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading the first 'truth', will try it.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You are smiling now because you're an idiot.

5. You will soon copy and forward this to another idiot.

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.

It depends how many teeth you have!! :lol:

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I am quite willing to admit that I am an idiot on all counts...... :rolleyes:

I'm still smiling though. :)

Anyone else ready to confess - or are you all smart arses........ :lol:

Everything about me is smart, including my ass. :lol:

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I am quite willing to admit that I am an idiot on all counts...... :rolleyes: I'm still smiling though. :)

Anyone else ready to confess - or are you all smart arses........ :lol:

Everything about me is smart, including my ass. :lol:
:kiss2: ..... I'll say no more. :lol:
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