Guest LB Posted August 11, 2003 Report Share Posted August 11, 2003 THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:Indubitably;Innovative;Preliminary;Proliferation.THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:Specificity;British Constitution;Passive-aggressive disorder;Loquacious Transubstantiate.THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:Thanks, but I don't want to have sex;Nope, no more beer for me;Sorry, but you're not really my type;Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight;Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted August 11, 2003 Report Share Posted August 11, 2003 I like the one that Churchill is credited with saying in the Commons. It would be very difficult when drunk. He was hinting that someone had been lying. He said "the honourable gentleman is guilty of pertaining a terminological inexactitude" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shirley_Crabtree Posted August 11, 2003 Report Share Posted August 11, 2003 How about Hamilton Academical Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted August 11, 2003 Report Share Posted August 11, 2003 Thanks, but I don't want to have sex;Nope, no more beer for me;Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.That was good :lol: ButEven sober most men can't say these! ;) :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted August 11, 2003 Report Share Posted August 11, 2003 I just had a bud "the King" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
popeye Posted August 11, 2003 Report Share Posted August 11, 2003 And Iv'e just had "Stella" :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted August 11, 2003 Report Share Posted August 11, 2003 And Iv'e just had "Stella" :D:unsure: I'm sorry.Get budenated quickly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted August 12, 2003 Report Share Posted August 12, 2003 The last police officer to pull me over to the side of the road knew there was something wrong straight away when I said " Good consternoon afterble " :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damo Posted August 12, 2003 Report Share Posted August 12, 2003 THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:Thanks, but I don't want to have sex;Nope, no more beer for me;Sorry, but you're not really my type;Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight;Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.It really is strange that you post this and my new G/F is a policewoman!!!!!I spent all night saying "ooooooh please arrest me officer!!!"LOL :lol: :lol: :lol: True story!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest moon Posted August 12, 2003 Report Share Posted August 12, 2003 Sowing jealousy does not win friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted August 12, 2003 Report Share Posted August 12, 2003 How about 'Bovine spongiform encephalopathy', mad cow disease. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted August 12, 2003 Report Share Posted August 12, 2003 The last police officer to pull me over to the side of the road knew there was something wrong straight away when I said " Good consternoon afterble " :lol::lol: :lol: Started the day with a smile! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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