Jump to content

Are You Drunk?


Guest LB
 Share

Recommended Posts

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Indubitably;

Innovative;

Preliminary;

Proliferation.

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Specificity;

British Constitution;

Passive-aggressive disorder;

Loquacious Transubstantiate.

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY

WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Thanks, but I don't want to have sex;

Nope, no more beer for me;

Sorry, but you're not really my type;

Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight;

Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I like the one that Churchill is credited with saying in the Commons. It would be very difficult when drunk. He was hinting that someone had been lying. He said "the honourable gentleman is guilty of pertaining a terminological inexactitude"

Link to comment
Share on other sites

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY

WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Thanks, but I don't want to have sex;

Nope, no more beer for me;

Sorry, but you're not really my type;

Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight;

Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.

It really is strange that you post this and my new G/F is a policewoman!!!!!

I spent all night saying "ooooooh please arrest me officer!!!"

LOL :lol: :lol: :lol:

True story!!!!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

 Share

×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

We have placed cookies on your device to help make this website better. You can adjust your cookie settings, otherwise we'll assume you're okay to continue. Privacy Policy