-pops- Posted July 27, 2008 Report Share Posted July 27, 2008 http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/surrey/7526964.stmThis is all very well but it only deals with half of the culprits - or are the powers that be of a mind that drunken females are never to be seen crouching in gutters and shop doorways with their knickers around their ankles (sometimes not even managing that). As I live not far away from the town in the article, I've seen it - and I've seen it on North Street in Guildford more than once. There is a "twitchell" connecting Guildford High Street with North Street called Jeffries Passage which is difficult to negotiate late at night because of the numbers of urinating bodies of both sexes. Not a copper in sight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted July 27, 2008 Report Share Posted July 27, 2008 What a wonderful way to apprehend drunks. CCTV watch and as soon as your man was merrily micturating.....swish.....drop the Urilift into its hole and you have got your man. Although, with URI in the name, he may emerge with something badly bent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rong Posted July 27, 2008 Report Share Posted July 27, 2008 I was wondering if it would be safe to use as in a very short time all your mates will have a remote that sends it back underground as you are in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CurlyWhirly Posted July 27, 2008 Report Share Posted July 27, 2008 I was wondering if it would be safe to use as in a very short time all your mates will have a remote that sends it back underground as you are in it. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irene Posted July 27, 2008 Report Share Posted July 27, 2008 :lol: I don't think I could use one wich didn't have a door... ....The release muscles just wouldn't work! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dencandy Posted July 27, 2008 Report Share Posted July 27, 2008 The mind boggles. I had a mental picture of someone standing on that spot doing his stuff when suddenly the thing goes into "arise mode" (the Urilift I mean). In 30 seconds he finds himself eight feet off the ground and cries out: "Oh Lord, please put me down. I swear I'll never touch a drop again!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irene Posted July 27, 2008 Report Share Posted July 27, 2008 The mind boggles. I had a mental picture of someone standing on that spot doing his stuff when suddenly the thing goes into "arise mode" (the Urilift I mean). In 30 seconds he finds himself eight feet off the ground and cries out: "Oh Lord, please put me down. I swear I'll never touch a drop again!" :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted July 27, 2008 Report Share Posted July 27, 2008 I swear I'll never touch a drop again!"I am a big believer in that. I usually try to shake them off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted July 27, 2008 Report Share Posted July 27, 2008 There is a nearby public bowling green. This was a favourite haunt of yobs of both sexes until a sturdy fence and gate were provided. The favourite trick of the lads was digging holes in the green, and lighting fires in them. More than one girl was seen to dig a hole and crouch over it to pee. Disgusting little tykes the whole lot of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted July 27, 2008 Report Share Posted July 27, 2008 More than one girl was seen to dig a hole and crouch over it to pee. Disgusting little tykes the whole lot of them.They may have been brought up on text speak and thought bowls was the same as bowels and were overjoyed to find a boweling green. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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