doug Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 What do you call a man with a spade on his head?DougWhat do you call a man without a spade on his head?DouglasWhat do you call a woman with 3 beers on her head?BeatrixcluesDugDuglessBeer 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 SIGH!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 SIGH!!!!Well, at least he made an effort Artist. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deuces wild Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting in a hole?Doug.What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting at your front door entrance?Matt.What do you call a man with no arms and no legs nailed to your living room wall?Art.What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on a basketball court?Jim.What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the water?Bob.What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on a stand in front of a rock band?Mike.What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on a pile of dirt?Phil.What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting under your car?Jack.What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting inside your mailbox?BillWhat do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting under a bed?Dusty.What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting in a womans lingerie drawer?Teddy.OK, I am done. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doug Posted April 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 Thank God for that! Wished I'd never started now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 I think I will definitely be emigrating with Irene. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deuces wild Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting outside Irene's front door with lust on his mind?Gandalph. :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lester1 Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 SIGH!!!!And a realy big SIGH from me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 SIGH!!!!And a realy big SIGH from me it's gettin wors eer marra. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deuces wild Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 What do you call an Irish man with no arms and no legs sitting on the porch?Patty O. Furniture. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 I think this member should be suspended indefinitely. :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deuces wild Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs trying to hold-up a bank?Rob! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rong Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 I think this member should be suspended indefinitely. :lol: :lol: :lol:By a member ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tankus Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 NURSE ...! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 I think this member should be suspended indefinitely. :lol: :lol: :lol:By a member ;)That's a thought rong, we should pick a painful member though. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deuces wild Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs?It doesn't matter as it will not come to you. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 Look out men, DW is still at it. :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lester1 Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 SIGH!!!!And a realy big SIGH from me it's gettin wors eer marra. :DHelow kidda whu ya deeinLook out men, DW is still at it. :lol: :lol:Has the man no pity :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deuces wild Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hottub?Stew. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 My Dogs got no nose!,How does it smell?Bloody terrible!. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deuces wild Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 Look out men, DW is still at it. :lol: :lol:It is all Doug's fault. Darn you Doug! Oh, the humanity!So.........................What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging over your window?Curt n' Rod :lol: :lol: B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 Oh Boy. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deuces wild Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 A man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder...........................Made you look so I know you are interested! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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