AlanHo Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 My mother taught me HUMOR. 'When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watchful Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 That rings some bells.My dad used to say..'If you fall off that wall and break your legs, don't come running to me.' :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 You can't spell Alan. Repeat thre times please, HUMOUR. HUMOUR. HUMOUR. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watchful Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 He's become Americanized :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 He's become Americanized :DTrue. He'll be saying 'like' two or three times in each sentence soon, 'he went' instead of 'he said'. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted April 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 Listen up guys, how y'all doin' this fine God given morning. I'm a sitting here on the porch of ma trailer with granma and my hound dog like - having gotten my breakfast of pancakes dripping in maple syrup washed down with a can of Budweiser. Y'all can take the micky all y'all like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rong Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 You forgot "I'm blessed" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-pops- Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 He's become Americanized :DOh dear! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 He's become Americanized :DThat is even worse than being vulcanised. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doug Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 Life, but not as we know it Jim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 Quick captain, put the beamers into thrutch and turn the snargles down to zero drongle, windle the greebers and flark the spule. LOOK OUT ....UGH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watchful Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 Have a nice day! Missin' you already... B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watchful Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 He's become Americanized :DOh dear!That's a deliberate mistake, US style :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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