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Chinese ordered to smoke more to boost economy


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Regardless of how heavy they are as smokers, the concept of official squads of people going through ashtrays in order to confirm you're not only smoking enough, but that they happen to be the local brand is just peculiar.

I'm sure GB will be inspired to introduce compulsory Alco pops and Cider with school meals and a whole new tranche of bureaucrats whose only function is to breathalyse Party goers, Stag does and Hen nights to ensure they've passed the governments new statutory "Bladderment index". Anybody turning up to work on time on a Monday without a hangover will be heavily fined.

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