How to start the day feeling good

[AlanHo]

Pilfered from the IDF 50 forum

HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

1. Open a new file in your computer.

2. Name it "Gordon Brown"

3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.

4. Empty the Recycle Bin.

5. Your PC will ask you: Do you really want to get rid of "Gordon Brown"?

6. Firmly Click "Yes"

7. Feel better?

GOOD - Tomorrow we'll do Peter Mandelson

[Gandalph]

What a damn good idea. Why didn't I think of it.

I'll start that in the morning. After Gordon Brown I'll go on to Darling then slowly work my way through at about ten per day. Shouldn't take long to get rid of all the Labour Party at that rate. :D

[-pops-]

Shouldn't take long to get rid of all the Labour Party at that rate. :D

If the predictions are correct, wait until tomorrow and most of the job will have been done for you.

[andsome]

Pilfered from the IDF 50 forum

HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

1. Open a new file in your computer.

2. Name it "Gordon Brown"

3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.

4. Empty the Recycle Bin.

5. Your PC will ask you: Do you really want to get rid of "Gordon Brown"?

6. Firmly Click "Yes"

7. Feel better?

GOOD - Tomorrow we'll do Peter Mandelson

Someone should.

[catgate]

Pilfered from the IDF 50 forum

HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

1. Open a new file in your computer.

2. Name it "Gordon Brown"

3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.

4. Empty the Recycle Bin.

5. Your PC will ask you: Do you really want to get rid of "Gordon Brown"?

6. Firmly Click "Yes"

7. Feel better?

GOOD - Tomorrow we'll do Peter Mandelson

Someone should.

Well send for the lad from Brazil.