AlanHo Posted September 18, 2010 Report Share Posted September 18, 2010 Reasons why the English language is so hard to learn:1) The bandage was wound around the wound.2) The farm was used to produce produce.3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.4) We must polish the Polish furniture.5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.10) I did not object to the object.11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.13) They were too close to the door to close it.14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail18) After a number of injections my jaw got number.19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.21) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend? 22] I want it to be on record that I wll record my record Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doug Posted September 18, 2010 Report Share Posted September 18, 2010 Goog summary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted September 18, 2010 Report Share Posted September 18, 2010 :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted September 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 18, 2010 Goog summaryIt's hard to learn English............. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doug Posted September 18, 2010 Report Share Posted September 18, 2010 Yus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-pops- Posted September 18, 2010 Report Share Posted September 18, 2010 Don't get the wind up - it's only a wind up.(I appreciate "wind" has already been used but, this is a bit different.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted September 18, 2010 Report Share Posted September 18, 2010 You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ipadfans Posted September 21, 2010 Report Share Posted September 21, 2010 God bless you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted September 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 21, 2010 God bless you!I didn't sneeze.............. B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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