MANEMAN Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 Click Here: - Track your deceased relatives with a coffin GPS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan2273 Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 Another way to part people from there money, but targeting the bereaved is going to far Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-pops- Posted January 28, 2012 Report Share Posted January 28, 2012 Could be the start of a new profession - replacer of coffin GPS batteries - with a shovel included in the deal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bludgard Posted January 28, 2012 Report Share Posted January 28, 2012 Could be the start of a new profession - replacer of coffin GPS batteries - with a shovel included in the deal.I wouldn't think the GPS units could run off solar energy.... :)I'd sign-up just for the shiny new shovel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rong Posted January 28, 2012 Report Share Posted January 28, 2012 Could be the start of a new profession - replacer of coffin GPS batteries - with a shovel included in the deal.I wouldn't think the GPS units could run off solar energy.... :)I'd sign-up just for the shiny new shovel.So how much sun is there 6ft under??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bludgard Posted January 28, 2012 Report Share Posted January 28, 2012 If one were to put a flashlight (one that charges by shaking it) in the coffin connected to a perpetual motion machine.... :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rong Posted January 28, 2012 Report Share Posted January 28, 2012 If one were to put a flashlight (one that charges by shaking it) in the coffin connected to a perpetual motion machine.... :lol:Your not thinking straight agin blugard, who is going to shake the torch??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doug Posted January 28, 2012 Report Share Posted January 28, 2012 Or even tie a piece of string to a bell and a hand on the deceased. This used to be used in the good old days and was known as "Ringing The Bell". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bludgard Posted January 29, 2012 Report Share Posted January 29, 2012 If one were to put a flashlight (one that charges by shaking it) in the coffin connected to a perpetual motion machine.... :lol:Your not thinking straight agin blugard, who is going to shake the torch???Why, the perpetual motion machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rong Posted January 29, 2012 Report Share Posted January 29, 2012 do they do a smaller version to go in coffins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bludgard Posted January 29, 2012 Report Share Posted January 29, 2012 No,sir. We will have to fit the coffin for the machine. Sorry if this is inconvenient. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rong Posted January 29, 2012 Report Share Posted January 29, 2012 No,sir. We will have to fit the coffin for the machine. Sorry if this is inconvenient.You do realise that cemiteries are nearly full in England, and they would have to make all the crematoriums bigger (the fiery bit anyhow) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bludgard Posted January 29, 2012 Report Share Posted January 29, 2012 Hey, no one said it would be easy. If you do not care for the safety of the dearly departed, then it is suggested that you remain with the "others" and let the Elite do their do.I will of course make an exception in your case, rong. There will be only one (1) miniature version of the Perpetual-Torch-Shaker manufactured. A small deposit of $200,000 US will ensure delivery and installment at you convenience. Regards' JobeWankanobe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rong Posted January 29, 2012 Report Share Posted January 29, 2012 Why do you install them in the loo??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bludgard Posted January 29, 2012 Report Share Posted January 29, 2012 For the reasons of ventilation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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