Belatucadrus Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 When I delivered the auditory sensation that was S P Balus truly transcendent Golimaar, I mentioned having other stuff on my list of awfulness. Have your stopwatch at the ready let's see who can last the course. Here's the next item. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 I lasted about one minute on that one. It was totally ridiculous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 Lasted two seconds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 Andsome, did you know Mahler wrote that piece. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 10 minutes ago, Gandalph said: Andsome, did you know Mahler wrote that piece. That was after he had died, at least it sounded like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 It was music to my ears. It just sounded to me as though she was being Mahled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 1 hour ago, catgate said: It was music to my ears. It just sounded to me as though she was being Mahled. Philistine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted October 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 I think it's morally uplifting, I fine example of what can happen when a group of people with no discernible talents of any description get together and show the entire world that no matter how bad your Karaoke tape is, there's somebody even worse to be found on the world wide web ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 Philistine was the name given to a pair of conjoined twins. The parents knew that they were getting twins but did not know they would be fastened together. The were going to call one Phllip and the girl was going to be Christine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted October 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 Rubbish, Phillis Stein was a world famous professional macramé artist from Neasden famous throughout the land for making gigantic knotted plant pot holders with knicker elastic, recycled string, Lycra and barbed wire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted October 5, 2016 Report Share Posted October 5, 2016 By Heck (as they say in these parts), He was a brave man. Even here, in backwards Yorkshire, we all know the dangers of mixing knicker elastic and barbed wire. He should have been given an OBE. or a George Muddle. Over Bearing Muddlist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted October 5, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2016 She was due an award but was unfortunately killed by the catastrophic explosion of her most ambitious creation a super sized catapult for hurling pumpkins at her neighbor, a man named Postlethwaite that she'd be having strong words with for several months due to his powerful foot odour problem and his tendency to do unspeakable things to goats, an animal Miss Stein was inordinately fond of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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