Belatucadrus Posted May 7, 2018 Report Share Posted May 7, 2018 It seems that Henry Bolton chief slimeball and one time UKIP supremo has decided that the one thing the United Kingdom needs is a new political party entirely devoted to him he's calling it OneNation which seems a bit of a goof as technically we're FourNations, the Onenation under gahd thingy is the Americans. But this seems so familiar, why I wondered then I remembered this thread. Can Bolton do a Macron or will he follow Kilroys example, fall out with his own party then disappear into the political wilderness with a muted farting sound never to be heard from again and will his bimbo stick with him ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted May 7, 2018 Report Share Posted May 7, 2018 He can call the Party what he likes, I won't be voting for them, we have enough Political Party's as it is. With regard to his so-called B.A. from Sandhurst. Sandhurst has never given out B.A's in any form whatsoever. I have a City and Guilds Certificate in Electronics (Hangs next to my OFCOM Licence as a Legal Requirement) but it is not a B.A. as the City and Guilds do not give out B.A's. I am surprised that people have not cottoned on to this years ago. I dislike scumbags like him that try and get ahead of other people by claiming these false Degree's just to make themselves look better than the next person. I am greater than Thou attitude. P.S. I also have a Masters Degree from the Open University and (through) Massachusettes Institute of Technology if anyone is interested in starting a Political Party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted May 7, 2018 Report Share Posted May 7, 2018 I can’t even be bovvered to comment on him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted May 7, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2018 I believe he has a Dishonorary Doctorate in Rectal Locution from the University of UmBongo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted May 7, 2018 Report Share Posted May 7, 2018 1 hour ago, Belatucadrus said: I believe he has a Dishonorary Doctorate in Rectal Locution from the University of UmBongo. That would explain why he is an Anal Wipe then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted May 7, 2018 Report Share Posted May 7, 2018 Cushelle is good, better than Andrexe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted May 8, 2018 Report Share Posted May 8, 2018 I just use next door's puppy. It spends all day cleaning itself anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted May 8, 2018 Report Share Posted May 8, 2018 Wicked bugger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted May 9, 2018 Report Share Posted May 9, 2018 On 5/8/2018 at 3:26 AM, Gandalph said: I just use next door's puppy. It spends all day cleaning itself anyway. Buy these Gandalph - it will save you having the chase the puppy with your pants round your ankles http://tinyurl.com/y7byla89 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted May 9, 2018 Report Share Posted May 9, 2018 Good idea Alan. It will have my bum smelling nice as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted May 11, 2018 Report Share Posted May 11, 2018 On 5/9/2018 at 8:09 PM, Gandalph said: Good idea Alan. It will have my bum smelling nice as well. I ain’t sniffin yer bum. Yuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted May 15, 2018 Report Share Posted May 15, 2018 You could get a pleasant surprise Keith! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted May 15, 2018 Report Share Posted May 15, 2018 I doubt it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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