Belatucadrus Posted July 7, 2018 Report Share Posted July 7, 2018 Many Cows died to bring us this giant leather onesie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted July 7, 2018 Report Share Posted July 7, 2018 I can only see one silly Moo sitting on a Motorcycle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted July 7, 2018 Report Share Posted July 7, 2018 I imagine he will be using twice as much fuel as the rest of the days motor cyclists. As a lifelong motor cyclist myself I would have hung up my bike and leathers if I started looking anything like this lump of lard. Well I think management would have brought the matter up before I reached anywhere near this chap's rolly-polyness.. I wish this picture had not been printed, I have gone all sad.. We had a six berth Talbert and used to set off from Plymouth, on the years first "ferry", to St. Malo, and then work our way gently South to Barcares. We always used the same site, due to its being quite near the sea and a river, passing by on its way to get lost in the sea. The place was superb for a chap and chapess to go motorcycling every day if desired.. Wind and rain were virtually unknown, and the food was excellent. One of the splendid things was that for the the first week or so the local supermarket was selling off the Christnas left over meats and other leftovers at virtually give away prices........... Sorry if I am boring. I could go on for ever about it . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted July 7, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 7, 2018 Rumour has it that he also owns a Honda Cub but the proctologist hasn't been able to retrieve it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted July 7, 2018 Report Share Posted July 7, 2018 I can picture it being stuck up his Anus now that you come to mention proctologist. It may be going to take a team of surgeons to remove it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted July 7, 2018 Report Share Posted July 7, 2018 Or miners if he just straddles a bit too wide Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted July 9, 2018 Report Share Posted July 9, 2018 All this bike talk is over my head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted July 9, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2018 I should point out that if the bike is over your head you're doing something wrong as it should be under your bum. Having it over the head implies you're carrying it, which appears counter productive. Just a thought, if cranially mounted motorcycles are your thing far be it from me to criticise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted July 10, 2018 Report Share Posted July 10, 2018 15 hours ago, Belatucadrus said: I should point out that if the bike is over your head you're doing something wrong as it should be under your bum. Having it over the head implies you're carrying it, which appears counter productive. Just a thought, if cranially mounted motorcycles are your thing far be it from me to criticise. That's why I don't ride a motor bike very well, and why I have never been attracted to owning one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted July 10, 2018 Report Share Posted July 10, 2018 I have just studied the picture again and I have come to the conclusion that it is the rider that needs to be tested for road worthiness, every month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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