Belatucadrus Posted September 7, 2018 Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted September 7, 2018 Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 I see there has been an Earthquake, look's like it's been a big one too, just below Africa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted September 7, 2018 Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 That's not an earthquake, its a bum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted September 7, 2018 Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 4 hours ago, andsome said: That's not an earthquake, its a bum. How do you know that, has you heard it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted September 7, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 This really isn't something you want to get confused, for example the people of Hokkaido would not have benefited greatly if the Bum alarm had gone off. Also the object of your affections would in all probability been confused and perhaps a bit irritable if you started complimenting her on her lovely Earthquake. Suggestions that her derriere was big enough to cause major tectonic shifts are unlikely to be well received. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted September 7, 2018 Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 True, but slapping it would set up a tremor, or is that trauma. I always got mixed up with those two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted September 7, 2018 Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 Why slap it when stroking it might produce a better response Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted September 7, 2018 Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 She wants locking up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted September 8, 2018 Report Share Posted September 8, 2018 3 hours ago, catgate said: She wants locking up. Who with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted September 8, 2018 Report Share Posted September 8, 2018 8 hours ago, Gandalph said: Who with. I volunteer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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