Gandalph Posted September 7, 2018 Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 boy for Night's Out and Romance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted September 7, 2018 Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 44 minutes ago, Gandalph said: lady Are you absolutely sure ? You'd need an engine hoist and an inspection camera to be sure and there's always the risk of being crushed to death if she/he sneezes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted September 7, 2018 Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 Would have me arrested if she knew my thoughts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted September 7, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 20 minutes ago, Belatucadrus said: Are you absolutely sure ? You'd need an engine hoist and an inspection camera to be sure and there's always the risk of being crushed to death if she/he sneezes. It doe's look like one to me. Although I could be wrong. I'm totally judging by the face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted September 7, 2018 Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 They get wores and worse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted September 7, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 39 minutes ago, andsome said: They get wores and worse I think she is quite cuddly andsome. You wouldn't need the Central Heating on if she was living in the house, she is a heating unit all on her own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted September 7, 2018 Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 2 hours ago, Gandalph said: I think she is quite cuddly andsome. You wouldn't need the Central Heating on if she was living in the house, she is a heating unit all on her own. You can have ALL my share. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted September 7, 2018 Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 3 hours ago, Gandalph said: quite cuddly This can only mean that claims to be from Scotchland are inaccurate and possibly completely false ! You have to be an American and possibly some kind of mutant with disproportionately long arms like an Orang or a Gibbon, no normal man could reach far enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted September 7, 2018 Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 Poor bugger. What ever could cause such a horrid thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted September 7, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 48 minutes ago, catgate said: Poor bugger. What ever could cause such a horrid thing? Stuffing her face comes to mind catgate. Probably with McDonalds or something along those lines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted September 7, 2018 Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 9 hours ago, Gandalph said: Night's Out I'm dubious about this part as I don't think the average door is big enough to permit any form of exit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted September 7, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 Wherever she goes will have to have double opening door's for her to get in and out of. No escalators, they will just grind to a halt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted September 8, 2018 Report Share Posted September 8, 2018 I don’t suppose for one minute that that fat slug could even walk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted September 8, 2018 Report Share Posted September 8, 2018 Would you believe 92 stone. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/601169/world-s-fattest-man-obese-heaviest-Juan-Pedro-Franco-Guadalajara-Mexico-gastric-band Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted September 8, 2018 Report Share Posted September 8, 2018 The above didn’t work out as hoped, cookies on there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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