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41 minutes ago, AlanHo said:

Is Corbyn left handed?

Not naturally but he refuses to use the right hand as it may be guilty of Blairite tendency's. Only the pure unadulterated Left hand is to be used in Corbyns socialist utopia,

Apparently most of his speeches are cobblers because he distrusts all punctuation marks as they're on the right hand side of the keyboards.  

 

Editors footnote : No amount of punctuation will ever stop Jeremy Corbyns speeches being complete bollocks, this is due to his brain having entered a terminal logic loop in 1978.

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13 minutes ago, Belatucadrus said:

Not naturally but he refuses to use the right hand as it may be guilty of Blairite tendency's. Only the pure unadulterated Left hand is to be used in Corbyns socialist utopia,

Apparently most of his speeches are cobblers because he distrusts all punctuation marks as they're on the right hand side of the keyboards.  

 

Editors footnote : No amount of punctuation will ever stop Jeremy Corbyns speeches being complete bollocks, this is due to his brain having entered a terminal logic loop in 1978.

 

Thank you for that most understandable, intelligent and empathetic reply. 

 

My flabber is regularly gasted by your perspicuity and erudition. One wonders for how long you can maintain your continual flow of wisdom that holds us mere forum mortals spellbound.  I think you should be appointed as a Forum Ambassador - spreading your wise words like fairy dust.

 

I will get Gandalph to have quiet word with his cup-cake and lotus-blossom (Irene) - they have long been virtual close friends.   :boy_cleanglasses::friends:

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