Chris Posted February 28, 2004 Report Share Posted February 28, 2004 AlfaPassionate and romantic, you fancy yourself. A bit unreliable, and can be eccentric too. You hate BMW drivers, but think and act just like them.AudiYou would like to believe you are part of the new generation that is caring, environmentally conscious and family-orientated. Actually quite boring; nothing more than a glorified wuss. Will one day probably drive a Merc, but you still sometimes wonder if you shouldn't have bought that Bee-Em.BMWSelf-centred, ambitious, dynamic and assertive. Can be a big show-off pig. Likes impressing too. Buppies and kugels past sell-by date. You think you will be CEO one day. Actually an office weenie who thinks you are God's gift.DaewooFaceless, subservient and demure (except for Matiz drivers). To you, a good deal is to work from nine to five, get nothing for it, and still say thank you. And then you wonder why you don't have money for a time after hours.FiatCute self-confident girls climbing the corporate ladder with ball-breaking as their hidden agenda. Will take everything you own if she divorces you.FordYou still live in the 70's, trying to cope with the 90's (don't even mention the millennium). A loyal, diligent worker, but baffled by office politics and labour policies. Next car will probably also be a Ford.HoldenYou are the ultimate on-road idiot. You think your 80s model Commodore is a V8 supercar, OR you think by owning a Barina you’re a true Holden fan. You’re either a redneck or a way-too-standard family parent – but either way, you most likely drive like you’re the only person on the road. You’re even ignorant enough to argue that the new Commodore is better than the new Ford.HondaYou aspire to drive a BMW. You are an opinionated pain-in-the-butt. The ultimate suffragette, or the boss's girlfriend (male or female!).IsuzuYou like the smell of diesel and have secret fantasy of being a truck driver.Hyundai /KiaQuite progressive, intelligent and practical. But misguided. The kind of person who will suggest a sub-committee to find solutions to what the committee couldn't. You will always maintain that a Korean car is better than any Japanese model.JeepYou would like to believe you are living the American dream and just love the great outdoors. The closest you get to it is by watching Days of Our Lives and the Adventure Channel.Land RoverYou are a designer person with a designer life, who always pays too much for everything. Designer mud comes free with the badge. You're a closet colonial racist and have fantasies about the Queen. If you have a Freelander, it was probably a break-up gift from your ex.MazdaA Ford driver with less money. Mostly staid boring with no image and less imagination. Lots of retired people drive Mazdas. You're in the way and should get off the road.Mercedes-BenzResponsible, immaculate and conservative. Boring CEO clones with too much money, or the office super-geek who can't remember what it's like to have fun. Definitely not dating material.NissanGood, solid, responsible, loyal office-fodder. You like to travel and maintain that you can sell ice to the Eskimos. Favourite answer: "It's a company car."MitsubishiNot as label-conscious as your Land Rover counterpart, but still suckered into believing in the ultimate Paris-to-Dakar, African adventure. You drive through puddles to create your own designer mud. You believe you've made the grade, but everyone else knows you've got a long way to go.PeugeotThinks France is the best country in the world and bores everybody with your limited French knowledge and tales of the Louvre and the Sourbonne.PorscheSmall d*** or mid-life crisis.RenaultAn eccentric who likes doing things the wrong way around. Usually the one who asks all the silly questions at staff meetings. You fervently believe you have flair, but it's less than that of a French cookbook. Most probably gay.SsangyongA make-believe fool, because you'd like a Pajero but can't afford it. Don't actually know that the engines are made in India and not in Germany.ToyotaAlthough there are thousands of them, you mostly can’t spot them in their zero-image cars. Toyotas are good, reliable cars and are bought by a wide variety of people who have zero personality to go with their cars and are basically chicken-s*** scared people who will never take chances and will therefore be driving Toyotas forever. The most zero-image car in the world?, ... a white CorollaVolkswagenHighly overrated for dependability cars since the days of the Beetle, but they do have a good re-sale value. Usually practical, sensible people who like to drive fast where nobody can see them. They are usually loyal to their brand to the point of irritation due to the fact that they lost their virginity on a Beetle's back seat.VolvoAs square and safe as the car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shirley_Crabtree Posted February 28, 2004 Report Share Posted February 28, 2004 Whoa that was some funny crap.....not. :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy-2004 Posted February 28, 2004 Report Share Posted February 28, 2004 :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy-2004 Posted February 28, 2004 Report Share Posted February 28, 2004 shirlwhy do u always have to be soo negetive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drovers Dog Posted February 28, 2004 Report Share Posted February 28, 2004 :P Question?Why do Blondes prefer to drive BMW and MG????Answer::Easier to spell!!! :censored: :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted February 28, 2004 Report Share Posted February 28, 2004 I've got a fiat................. :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nellie2 Posted February 28, 2004 Report Share Posted February 28, 2004 I'm going to get an MG so I can always remember how to spell it..... do they do red ones???? :huh: {Is that blonde enough for you???? :D :D :D } Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
expertec Posted February 28, 2004 Report Share Posted February 28, 2004 :D Why is there not Rover on the list? :huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drovers Dog Posted February 28, 2004 Report Share Posted February 28, 2004 :P I'll roll over for a Blonde anytime!!!!! :censored: :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparks Posted February 28, 2004 Report Share Posted February 28, 2004 I'll stick with my little "TIGRA" :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trackrat Posted February 28, 2004 Report Share Posted February 28, 2004 ToyotaAlthough there are thousands of them, you mostly can’t spot them in their zero-image cars. Toyotas are good, reliable cars and are bought by a wide variety of people who have zero personality to go with their cars and are basically chicken-s*** scared people who will never take chances and will therefore be driving Toyotas forever.The most zero-image car in the world?, ... a white Corolla.According to this I should have shot myself a long time ago. :wub: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moon Posted February 28, 2004 Report Share Posted February 28, 2004 MazdaA Ford driver with less money. Mostly staid boring with no image and less imagination. Lots of retired people drive Mazdas. You're in the way and should get off the road.Twaddle. My MX3 is still the best looking thing on the road under 20 grand. Ford took over Mazda's design team and that's why the latest Ford power cars are so popular. I can hit 120 in my MX3 and it's still only clocking 5,000rpm. Also, the MX5 is the most popular two-seater sports car of all time. Who wrote that bollox ? :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted February 28, 2004 Report Share Posted February 28, 2004 MazdaA Ford driver with less money. Mostly staid boring with no image and less imagination. Lots of retired people drive Mazdas. You're in the way and should get off the road.Twaddle. My MX3 is still the best looking thing on the road under 20 grand. Ford took over Mazda's design team and that's why the latest Ford power cars are so popular. I can hit 120 in my MX3 and it's still only clocking 5,000rpm. Also, the MX5 is the most popular two-seater sports car of all time. Who wrote that bollox ? :D Oops - did it hit a nerve there? :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moon Posted February 28, 2004 Report Share Posted February 28, 2004 Just squashing an untruth before it takes hold. B) Whoever wrote that doesn't know what an MX3 is. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nellie2 Posted February 28, 2004 Report Share Posted February 28, 2004 I'm going looking at cars tomorrow........ what shall I get?? Apart from a red one obviously! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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