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How to build a computer


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More and more people these days are building their own computers.  Not only does it cost less to put together a machine yourself, but you also get to avoid the ignorant, shifty-eyed salesmen in PC World who only exist to pressure you into buying a worthless extended warranty.  So why doesn't everyone build their own computer ?

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/ashen1/ashen/...build/intro.htm

Even andsome could make one of these !

Make sure you read ALL the pages in case you miss something important :)

Otherwise you may be embarrassed by this statement on the last page ?

If your PC does not work perfectly, then you are clearly an idiot, and have failed to properly follow this simple guide.  But don't despair!  Even if the end result is a totally non-functional pile of junk, it is still as reliable as any PC built with a VIA chipset and an ATI graphics card.
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They all tend to retain a basic rectangular shape, except for Apple's range of Macintosh computers, which usually look like a dalek or an aquarium or something.
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Electronic Gubbins

The heart of any computer, the gubbins consists of wires, microchips, green printed circuit boards, funny looking cables, heatsinks, more wires and little cooling fans.  The gubbins is capable of processing information, displaying pictures on the monitor, passing information to and from the internet, storing pornography and becoming obsolete very quickly.

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Electronic gubbins.  You will need at least 2 green printed circuit boards, a funny looking cable and a metre of wires.  These can be taken from pretty much any broken electronic equipment.  Alternatively, parts like these can often be found in bins at the back of small businesses.
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Mr. M.

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Building a computer is a surprisingly easy process that requires no technical knowledge or expensive components.  Just follow my easy tutorial and you will soon have a computer powerful enough to play the latest games like Half-Life 3 and Doom 7 - for almost no money at all!

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