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Nevermind Girls, old DD is here!!! I am not imagination!!

Got a brain the size of 2 Universes, Body like you would not believe!! And am so Beautifull!!!! Hang on!! I heard this somewhere??

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I'll say one thing for the redhead ellas... her breast sure stands out :lol:

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Wash your mouth out with milk!!

Sorry, meant your hands!!!

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hey never noticed that Intratech :D anyone dumb or desperate enough to do this

Misty

Age 20, From Austin, TX

Imaginary Girlfriend Service:

Hand-written Letters

Photos

E-Mails

Possible video through NetMeeting sessions (depending upon firewalls)

Hi, I'm Misty from Texas!

I have a project car and like to race and work on cars. I used to play keyboards in a band and toured in Germany. Currently I work in the IT field full-time and go to school full-time, majoring in Computer Information systems. I like to work out and stay fit and might try out to be a Budweiser girl...what do you think? I think I have a lot to offer a guy that other girls cannot. :D Come see what you are missing!

Price $45 per two month period.

To choose Misty as your Imaginary Girlfriend,

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Nevermind Girls, old DD is here!!! I am not imagination!!

Got a brain the size of 2 Universes, Body like you would not believe!! And am so Beautifull!!!!  Hang on!! I heard this somewhere??

:censored:  :D

But we WANTED Powerless! :sadwalk:

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I'm up for being an on-line girlfriend for $45 an month ...

..But I don't cybersex on the first date ............(unless theres money in it ...I do have standards you know )

Money in advance..please

Make your paypal donations here and see me hot and ready for you ...

I can be your fantasy ........................................for a price .!

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I'm up for being an on-line girlfriend for $45 an month ...

..But I don't cybersex on the first date ............(unless theres money in it ...I do have standards you know )

Money in advance..please

Make your paypal donations here and see me hot  and ready for you ...

I can be your fantasy ........................................for a price .!

lmao tankus ill think ill pass :lol: :D :P

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Forgive me.................. ROFLMAO!!!! :D :D :D

I would pay money just to MEET the morons who actually pay fictitious Texans like "Misty" (more likely, Wilhelmina) to be their "girlfriend. :lol:

Misty certainly has her priorities in line, though; being a Budweiser Girl is the pinnacle of personal achievement, at least for the "double-wide" crowd !!! :lol: Did anyone else notice (like ansome, maybe): while she does seem to have pushed her finest attributes forward, something in the eyes seem to suggest an IQ in the double-digits.

Methinks it makes more sense to have an imaginary girlfriend who knows something about computers, too. Nellie2 ? You out there?

Hope All are having a great weekend.

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I'm up for being an on-line girlfriend for $45 an month ...

..But I don't cybersex on the first date ............(unless theres money in it ...I do have standards you know )

Money in advance..please

Make your paypal donations here and see me hot  and ready for you ...

I can be your fantasy ........................................for a price .!

Is there a discount for an old friend? :rolleyes: :lol:

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I'm serious ............!

And I take great offence at people calling my future "clients" morons , I shall think of it as providing a social service ...... there must be a big market out there ...!

Anybody wants to make me a website I'll cut you in for 6% , 7.5% if its a good un ...

I shall even shave my chest ....ready for the personal photos .......

NO discounts ....were talking about my future new car ... ah ahem.... my donations to charity here ...there are people in need all over the world , would you deny them of what they want by having the audacity of asking for a discount ...?

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I'm serious ............!

And I take great offence at people calling my future "clients" morons , I shall think of it as providing a social service ...... there must be a big market out there ...!

Anybody wants to make me a website I'll cut you in for 6% , 7.5% if its a good un ...   

I shall even shave my chest ....ready for the personal photos .......

Ill pay you not to post personal pictures :D

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I'm serious ............!

And I take great offence at people calling my future "clients" morons , I shall think of it as providing a social service ...... there must be a big market out there ...!

Anybody wants to make me a website I'll cut you in for 6% , 7.5% if its a good un ...   

I shall even shave my chest ....ready for the personal photos .......

NO discounts ....were talking about my future new car ... ah ahem.... my donations to charity here  ...there are people in need all over the world , would you deny them of what they want by having the audacity of asking for a discount ...?

I'm worth at least a 20% discount!!! :P :lol:

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LMAO!! I love this terminology here I am not joking I get so many new phrases here you people are brilliant. Got the flick ..... *still giggling*

Tankus... how is my line of credit with you? I don't have any money right now but will attempt to pay later :shifty: for your gracious dating service. The no teeth thing just really does it for me. I must have you.. I MUST. Do not deny me I don't think I can take the rejection ... :wub:

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Andsome!! Tut tut, what would er'inside think???

Personally, I think she would break the back of the Bank! If I may call you that?

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