Tony Posted January 3, 2006 Report Share Posted January 3, 2006 Almost cried when I read this !Sad News....It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news:Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainmentcommunity.The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection andtrauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens ofcelebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.Butterworth,Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, andCaptain Crunch.The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima deliveredthe eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew howmuch the was kneaded.Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life wasfilled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie,wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at timeshe still was a crusty old man and was considered a roll model for millions.Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough andJane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by hiselderly dad, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted January 3, 2006 Report Share Posted January 3, 2006 R.I.P.I knew him well. :P :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted January 3, 2006 Report Share Posted January 3, 2006 Let's hope they don't put his coffin into the oven. He will surely rise to the occasion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thos Posted January 3, 2006 Report Share Posted January 3, 2006 I would have nominated him for an honour, except that he had enough bread in his lifetime.Thos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted January 3, 2006 Report Share Posted January 3, 2006 I'm not going to rise to this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sapins Posted January 3, 2006 Report Share Posted January 3, 2006 Is this another half baked thread or what! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watchful Posted January 3, 2006 Report Share Posted January 3, 2006 doh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted January 3, 2006 Report Share Posted January 3, 2006 I must let my Son know about this as he work's for him but doesn't go back to work till next Monday. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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