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"Mine is the first generation able to contemplate the possibility that we may live our entire lives without going to war or sending our children to war" Tony Blair

"Although present on the occasion, I have no clear recollection of the events leading up to it"

"I'm just preparing my impromptu remarks"

" Those who can win a war well can rarely make a good peace and those who could make a good peace would never have won the war" Winston Churchill

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"It does not mean that the pound here in Britain, in your pocket or purse or in your bank, has been devalued." Harold Wilson on his devaluation of the pound 19 November 1967

"Every trait of beauty may be referred to some virtue, as to innocence, candour, generosity, modesty, or heroism. St. Pierre To cultivate the sense of the beautiful, is one of the most effectual ways of cultivating an appreciation of the divine goodness." Margaret Thatcher

Pass the sick bag.

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"Every trait of beauty may be referred to some virtue, as to innocence, candour, generosity, modesty, or heroism. St. Pierre To cultivate the sense of the beautiful, is one of the most effectual ways of cultivating an appreciation of the divine goodness." Margaret Thatcher

Pass the sick bag.

I ran out of them when she was omnipresent.

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I well remember one of the commentators in a Pot Black snooker match many years ago, saying somehing along the lines of.

" and for the benefit of those viewers watching in black and white, the green ball is the one next to the blue". :lol:

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