AlanHo Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 Andsome’s nearly reached the scoreOf twenty thousand postsThey are mainly groans or smiliesThe rest are blatant boastsAbout his looks and qualitiesHis political rants and hatesAnd his views upon religionWhich incite some forum matesHis chauvinistic prowess(But his fear of ‘er indoors)But we’d miss his daily drivelHe’s one of our favourite forum bores. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 ABSOBLOODYLUTELYBRILLIANT. Even though I am extremely good looking, and very very intelligent, I can't write poetry like that. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 Very good Alan. : Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 I can easily reset the post count Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dadyassa Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 Good one :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 Andsome’s nearly reached the score......................................................................But we’d miss his daily drivelHe’s one of our favourite forum bores. If ever the WF site is looking for a poet lariat we know where to come.A++ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted December 6, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 If ever the WF site is looking for a poet lariat we know where to come.A++It should be a "lass who" writes odes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 Love it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 If ever the WF site is looking for a poet lariat we know where to come.A++It should be a "lass who" writes odesI was thinking along the lines of a lynching party. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted December 6, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 I was thinking along the lines of a lynching party. ;)I am sure you really meant luncheon party. We don't want to leave people hanging around and dangling in suspense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 Well if it is a luncheon party you want we have plenty of meat. The world is awash with spam and WF members always seem to have plenty of their own pickles. We could always finish off with some of the Forums fruity offerings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jason.b.c Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 I can easily reset the post count I dare you to do that .... :D :D :lol: ;) And change his avatar picture while your at it , Maybe change it to something like two kitty cat's hugging and licking each others faces. , Or a cat licking andsome's face... :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deuces wild Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 Wow. 20,000 posts in 4 years = roughly 14 posts/day, each and every day. I bet you don't talk to your wife that many times every day. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 I bet you don't talk to your wife that many times every day. :lol:She must bless this place often!I wonder if she knows that he takes out his frustrations on us lot. :P :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 It's great haing the time to do what I want. I used to spend several hours a day driving. Sometime my first call was over 100 miles away. I much prefer driving a computer. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted December 7, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 I see he’s now achieved itThe twenty thousand scoreSo now we need to brace ourselves For twenty thousand moreLoads and loads of moans and groansAbout New Labour, the Pope and BlairHe frets and fumes at everythingThat’s why he’s got no hairHe is anti this and anti thatAnd especially anti BlairAnd it will soon be anti BrownWhen Tony leaves his chairHe’s an expert on everythingHe can advise on any messHe can preach on lots of topicsLike our awful NHSCongestion on our busy roadsLenient sentences for thugsThe snout-in-trough EurocratsWho take us all for mugsThe scourge of illegal immigrantsAnd the benefits they takeWe should bring back strict controlsIt would be a piece ‘a cakeThe rampant PC cultureThe rising racial tensionThe demand for colour blindnessAnd things we dare not mentionOur impotent policemenJudges making mockery of the lawThe war upon the motoristIt’s not like it was beforeThe corrupt and greedy at the topThe railways, crap TVHe could fix the ruddy lotAnd do it all for freeTolerance, humilityHe hasn’t got a lotRobbers should be hungPublic farters should be shotHe loves a rampant argumentHe goads members of the forumAngry threads are his delightWhich is hardly good decorumIt makes you wonder what it’s likeTo have opinions oh so strongArticulate, consideredSelf confident………………………. and wrong.To compensate - when he was bornHe was given superb looksPlus intelligence and fortitudeMy God ………………………………this poem sucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 ABSOBLOODYLUTELYBRILLIANT. :lol: How the hell do you think them up? You must be nearly as good a time waster as me. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted December 7, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 I have a rare conditionI do everything in rhymeEven a simple shopping listtakes me a long long timeWhen I converse with strangersThey are taken by surpriseThey have this strange expressionAnd a glazed look in their eyesEverything I say and writeHas to be in verseIt's such a lousy handicapNothing could be worseOr could it................................ ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r4may Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 Oh I doubt it :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 I have a rare conditionI do everything in rhymeEven a simple shopping listtakes me a long long timeWhen I converse with strangersThey are taken by surpriseThey have this strange expressionAnd a glazed look in their eyesEverything I say and writeHas to be in verseIt's such a lousy handicapNothing could be worseOr could it................................ ;)It could be worse if you set it to music. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nellie2 Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 So now we need to brace ourselvesFor twenty thousand moreI think I'll go and shoot myself now :( ps... Well done Alan, your odes are brill! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted December 9, 2006 Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 So now we need to brace ourselvesFor twenty thousand moreI think I'll go and shoot myself now :( ps... Well done Alan, your odes are brill! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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