catgate Posted July 10, 2007 Report Share Posted July 10, 2007 Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer whenhe hearsa knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a littleJapaneseman, clutching a clip board and yelling, "You Sign! You sign!"Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is standingtherein complete amazement, when the Japanese man starts to yell louder, "YouSign!You sign!"Nelson says to him, "Look, you've obviously got the wrong man", andshuts thedoor in his face.The next day he hears a knock at the door again.When he opens it, the little Japanese man is back with a huge truck ofbrakepads. He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling, "You sign!Yousign!"Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the littleJapaneseman back, shouting: "Look, go away! You've got the wrong man. I don'twantthem!" Then he slams the door in his face again.The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, hehears aknock on the door again. On opening the door, there is the same littleJapaneseman thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting, "You sign!Yousign!"Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts. This time Nelsonloseshis temper completely, he picks up the little man by his shirt front andyellsat him: "Look, I don't want these! Do you understand?You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these to?"The little Japanese man looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard, andSays................ ...................."You not Nissan Main Deala?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted July 10, 2007 Report Share Posted July 10, 2007 Very funny, but I've lost count of how many times it has been on here. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted July 10, 2007 Report Share Posted July 10, 2007 It's the fist time I've seen it, that I can remember, and I thought it was brilliant. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted July 10, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2007 It's the fist time I've seen it, that I can remember, and I thought it was brilliant. :lol:Well my sister only made it up yesterday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doug Posted July 10, 2007 Report Share Posted July 10, 2007 A much earlier version was that there was a shortage of Datsun (before Nissan) gear box parts. A specially chartered flight was flying over the alps when the pilot realised that the plane was too heavy to clear the mountains. He tells the crew to chuck a couple of crates over board. Unfortunately the crates boke open in the slipstream and all the gear fell out onto this Swiss farmer's property. So he rings the police to tell them that it's raining Datsun cogs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted July 11, 2007 Report Share Posted July 11, 2007 Here is an earlier thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted July 11, 2007 Report Share Posted July 11, 2007 andsome - with your unrivalled skills at being able to determine that posts have been on before - do you fancy the job of verifying proposed threads before they are posted. Anyone wishing to post a joke would have to PM it to you first in order to obtain your formal approval to avoid repetition and bad taste. It would give you something to do in your retirement now that the weather is so bad and bowling greens are soggy. It would be greatly appreciated by us members of the common herd whose memories are not what they were. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rong Posted July 11, 2007 Report Share Posted July 11, 2007 andsome - with your unrivalled skills at being able to determine that posts have been on before - do you fancy the job of verifying proposed threads before they are posted. Anyone wishing to post a joke would have to PM it to you first in order to obtain your formal approval to avoid repetition and bad taste. It would give you something to do in your retirement now that the weather is so bad and bowling greens are soggy. It would be greatly appreciated by us members of the common herd whose memories are not what they were.there is a slight problem with this proposal, having to do something on a regular basis would be classed as a job, most people that have a job have to do some work, as we all know this word is classed as a swear word by andsome so he would not be happy doing it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tankus Posted July 11, 2007 Report Share Posted July 11, 2007 But if hes not getting paid for it ...it would be a hobby ... hobbies are fun ....!keep him off the streets at night too ....! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted July 11, 2007 Report Share Posted July 11, 2007 From his most recent posts it appears that his pockets are full of bras and panties. he obviously has his hands full. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tankus Posted July 11, 2007 Report Share Posted July 11, 2007 Impersonating Tom Jones at karaoke night down the local dog'n'duck ..?.............oh .......do tell .......! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 andsome - with your unrivalled skills at being able to determine that posts have been on before - do you fancy the job of verifying proposed threads before they are posted. Anyone wishing to post a joke would have to PM it to you first in order to obtain your formal approval to avoid repetition and bad taste. It would give you something to do in your retirement now that the weather is so bad and bowling greens are soggy. It would be greatly appreciated by us members of the common herd whose memories are not what they were.No thanksandsome - with your unrivalled skills at being able to determine that posts have been on before - do you fancy the job of verifying proposed threads before they are posted. Anyone wishing to post a joke would have to PM it to you first in order to obtain your formal approval to avoid repetition and bad taste. It would give you something to do in your retirement now that the weather is so bad and bowling greens are soggy. It would be greatly appreciated by us members of the common herd whose memories are not what they were.there is a slight problem with this proposal, having to do something on a regular basis would be classed as a job, most people that have a job have to do some work, as we all know this word is classed as a swear word by andsome so he would not be happy doing it.Couldn't agree moreBut if hes not getting paid for it ...it would be a hobby ... hobbies are fun ....!keep him off the streets at night too ....!I am not a street crawler at night.From his most recent posts it appears that his pockets are full of bras and panties. he obviously has his hands full.Say no more. :D :D Impersonating Tom Jones at karaoke night down the local dog'n'duck ..?.............oh .......do tell .......!Can't stand karaoke. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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