AlanHo Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a TV show, I have finally found inner peace. A pastor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished. Before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets. Yu haf no idr who fkin gud I fel. Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee AR in ned ov inr peas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 Wonderful.Pees be with you. Don't forget the bucket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 Greedy sod. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watchful Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 He'd need a stretcher after that lot, never mind a bucket! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 He'd need a stretcher after that lot, never mind a bucket! :lol:Really? :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watchful Posted June 18, 2008 Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 He'd need a stretcher after that lot, never mind a bucket! :lol:Really? You're obviously a hardened drinker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted June 18, 2008 Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 He'd need a stretcher after that lot, never mind a bucket! :lol:Really? You're obviously a hardened drinker Very very rarely touch the stuff. Last drink I had was at new year. :0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dencandy Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 The original advice does work on two conditions: one, don't start something that hasn't got an end - like trying to change the whole world; two, don't start anything new after finishing off the old projects. Both are very hard to adhere to. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watchful Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 That's where I'm going wrong then....I'm always trying to change the world :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 That's where I'm going wrong then....I'm always trying to change the world :DIt didn't work so far did it? :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pilono Posted June 20, 2008 Report Share Posted June 20, 2008 mates am afraid top tell you that you are not hard core drinkers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashleybob Posted June 20, 2008 Report Share Posted June 20, 2008 meditation is good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted June 21, 2008 Report Share Posted June 21, 2008 mates am afraid top tell you that you are not hard core drinkers??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watchful Posted June 21, 2008 Report Share Posted June 21, 2008 meditation is goodWhat for.....making money? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rong Posted June 21, 2008 Report Share Posted June 21, 2008 mates am afraid top tell you that you are not hard core drinkers???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????Original post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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