AlanHo Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Many of us 'Old Folks' (those over 50, WAY over 50, or hovering near 50) are quite confused today about how we should present ourselves. Feeling 'young' , we try to conform to current fashions and present a youthful image. Contrary to what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided: 1. A nose ring and bifocals 2. Spiked hair and bald spots 3. A pierced tongue and dentures 4. Miniskirts and support hose 5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads 6. Speedos and cellulite 7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar 8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor 9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge 10. Bikinis and liver spots 11. Mini skirts and varicose veins 12. Inline skates and a zimmer And, Most importantly At some point you have to give up the 'DAISY DUKE' shorts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 O.M.G.! :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 It would be interesting to see what the answer would be to the question "Why?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 Fancy subjecting us to that photo just before breakfast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 Fancy subjecting us to that photo just before breakfast. It was just before Dinner last night for me. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted March 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 Sorry chaps - I didn't realise you had such delicate constitutions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irene Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 Ugh!! That is just obscene! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 Ugh!! That is just obscene!It is when compared to your Silky Flesh, 'My Little Rosebud'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joysness Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 There simply are no words!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 Ugh!! That is just obscene!It is when compared to your Silky Flesh, 'My Little Rosebud'. How the hell do you know?? :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 Ugh!! That is just obscene!It is when compared to your Silky Flesh, 'My Little Rosebud'. How the hell do you know?? :lol:My lips are sealed. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 Ugh!! That is just obscene!It is when compared to your Silky Flesh, 'My Little Rosebud'. How the hell do you know?? :lol: My lips are sealed. :lol: No further comment. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tankus Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 imaging having a nan like that ...gotta laugh ... remember mine asking me , after seeing julian cleary (or the joans collins fan club as he was known then )on tv ..... " is he one of those hodosexinals I keep hearing about ! " gotta love them ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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