catgate Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 What do you call a couple of spiritualist having it away during a seance?Transexuals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doug Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 I think I'll emigrate.................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irene Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 I think I'll emigrate....................I think I'll come with you! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 I've been and come back. The jokes weren't much better there either. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Eileen.What do you call a cat with one leg shorter than the other? Cathleen.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head and no torso who is only 6 inches tallDickWhat do you call a man with no arms and no legs and no hunchback? Humphrey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doug Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 They cannot get any worse.......................................can they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 I think I'll emigrate....................I think I'll come with you! :lol:See if there are any spare seats. :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lester1 Posted April 14, 2009 Report Share Posted April 14, 2009 I think I'll emigrate....................I think I'll come with you! :lol:See if there are any spare seats. :lol: :lol: :lol:Quiet chuckle :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irene Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Eileen DoverI think I'll emigrate....................I think I'll come with you! :lol:See if there are any spare seats. :lol: There's one right beside me. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 I think I'll go for a game of bowls. Better than reading this rubbish. :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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