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Only in the USA.................!!!


AlanHo
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A US judge has thrown out a case against God, ruling that because the defendant has no address, legal papers cannot be served.

There are a set of Pearly Gates and they must have a number on them. Hence the delivery of papers must be possible.

Unless, of course, Pearly Gates was Bill's mother :unsure:

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He must exist because I've seen him on YouTube (just go to YT & type in Mr Deity). If he exists, he must be somewhere (by definition), the problem is that in God's case somewhere means everywhere. How does a court send a subpoena to someone who is everywhere?

Just leave it anywhere, I suppose, since anywhere is included in everywhere (by definition).

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