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Senior Health Care Solution

Senior Health Care Solution So you're a senior citizen and the government says no more health care or increase in pension for you, what do you do? Our plan gives all those who are 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot 2 MPs and 2 Senior Government Officials. Of Course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need! New teeth, no problem. Need glasses, great. New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered. And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care. Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.

IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT!

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I, myself, and me had such a contingency plan for old age.

Got the balaclava, the shotgun, the fast getaway 1000cc Kawasaki motorcycle, - and a rider.

Government started to shut down the rural Post Offices with quick getaway routes and blew my plans out of the water.

No place in the U.K. for "The Thinking Man".

Fallen back on selling diluted and dehydrated water to drought ridden nations of the world, and waterproof teabags to Tesco.

The sooner we get Harold Wilson out, the better as far as I'm concerned.

Disgruntled Cornwall.

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Where do I join?

Just do the local Post Office over a few times and get yourself a criminal record. Make sure no one gets hurt in the process though. Then sooner or later you will end up with your free health care entitlement. :D

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