artist Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 Senior Health Care Solution Senior Health Care Solution So you're a senior citizen and the government says no more health care or increase in pension for you, what do you do? Our plan gives all those who are 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot 2 MPs and 2 Senior Government Officials. Of Course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need! New teeth, no problem. Need glasses, great. New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered. And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care. Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore. IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doug Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 Where do I get mine? :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 BRILL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rong Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 Your hubby giving you to much time off artist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimv7 Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 Where do I join? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted January 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 Your hubby giving you to much time off artistJust trying to be helpful............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MANEMAN Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 I, myself, and me had such a contingency plan for old age.Got the balaclava, the shotgun, the fast getaway 1000cc Kawasaki motorcycle, - and a rider.Government started to shut down the rural Post Offices with quick getaway routes and blew my plans out of the water.No place in the U.K. for "The Thinking Man".Fallen back on selling diluted and dehydrated water to drought ridden nations of the world, and waterproof teabags to Tesco.The sooner we get Harold Wilson out, the better as far as I'm concerned.Disgruntled Cornwall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 Where do I join?Just do the local Post Office over a few times and get yourself a criminal record. Make sure no one gets hurt in the process though. Then sooner or later you will end up with your free health care entitlement. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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