Belatucadrus Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 Paul Flynn, Labour Member for Newport West thinks that "Bone-crushing handshakes 'should be treated as assault'"What's the divot going to do, lurk about expectantly trying to catch any idiot that fails to notice the dynamometer he's got stuffed in his gloves ?Moral don't shake the hands of your local MP as he's likely to charge you with assault and sods law says in this ludicrous litigious wonderland Labour has created for us, he'd probably win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-pops- Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 What he needs is a modified "high five" - modified in that the five are clenched into a fist and directed at his face at high velocity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 He is obviously one of those "limp wristers". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 He is obviously one of those "limp wristers".Just as an off the cuff, by the way sort of thing, did you realise you still had your Christmas decorations up. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rong Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 Moral don't shake the hands of your local MP as he's likely to charge you with assault and sods law says in this ludicrous litigious wonderland Labour has created for us, he'd probably win.I think you will find that's one of Maggies ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 He is obviously one of those "limp wristers".Just as an off the cuff, by the way sort of thing, did you realise you still had your Christmas decorations up. :DI didn't, Gandalph, but I'm sure my cat did. I will go and give it some easement. I had forgotten about it because I had the tinsel and holly skin turned off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted January 28, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 Then again it's no stupider than some of the 3,200 plus they've introduced since they arrived :For example it's illegal to "Disturb a pack of eggs when instructed not to by an authorised officer". So be careful when checking out your half dozen organic free range chookie eggs. You could be a hardened crinimul about to do bird so some rozzer can add to his statistics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 Perhaps the party offering to repeal all that crap might gain some votes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Is anyone surprised? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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