AlanHo Posted January 8, 2011 Report Share Posted January 8, 2011 Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. ________________________________________Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. ________________________________________Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. ________________________________________Why do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage. ________________________________________EVER WONDER ...Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? ________________________________________Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ________________________________________Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word? ________________________________________Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'? ________________________________________Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavouring, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? ________________________________________Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? ________________________________________Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? ________________________________________Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? ________________________________________Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? ________________________________________Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? ________________________________________You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! ________________________________________Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? ________________________________________Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? ________________________________________If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MANEMAN Posted January 8, 2011 Report Share Posted January 8, 2011 And why does the first drop of rain to fall land smack, dab centre of my bald head ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rong Posted January 8, 2011 Report Share Posted January 8, 2011 And why does the first drop of rain to fall land smack, dab centre of my bald head ? Because you have upset god and he finds it funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted January 9, 2011 Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions Simple that way they infect more people on the journey to the pharmacist, these people then have to self medicate with additional supermarket pharmaceuticals they would not otherwise have needed. while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. This one is a timing issue, as they're no longer allowed to smoke inside they need to be got outside ASAP so that they can set fire to the product hence facilitating the requirement to return to said store in order to replace them in a never ending cycle of combustion and costly fumigatory self abuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted January 9, 2011 Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? How about cat flavoured dog food.:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crandle Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 Wow,Why??Why??Why?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dencandy Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 And why are MPs called Honourable Members?...and why is God called almighty?...and why is it so bloody cold & wet here in Sri Lanka? It's supposed to be in the tropics, did someone move it while we were all asleep after the new year celebrations? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bludgard Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 It's the stars,man.I'm tellin' ya.And andsome's desktop.I'm trying to get my schooner outfitted for intergalactic travel.The riggins' a .Hey,what do you do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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